NOTHING UPLIFTING IN ISLAM: MUSLIMS BAN BRAS

The Last Crusade ^ | October 20, 2009 | The Last Crusade

[Psion]

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Muslims in Somalia now demand that women shake their breasts when they appear in public, so that inspectors may determine if they are wearing "un-Islamic" bras.

The orders have been carried out at gunpoint by a group called Al Shabaab, who control of the streets of Mogadishu.

If the women display an un-natural firmness, the inspectors feel their breasts to determine if the uplift is produced with the assistance of a bra. Often younger women must reveal their mammary glands to prove that they have not been corrupted by Western culture.

The Daily Mail (London) reports that women have been publicly whipped for wearing hidden undergarments, with Islamists claiming that it is a "deceptive" act before Allah to wear supportive devices.

Al Shabaab is attempting to impose a strict interpretation of Shariah (Islamic law) throughout the country.

The radical Muslim group has also been known to whip men caught without a beard.

In Mogadishu and other Somali cities, dancing at wedding ceremonies is forbidden, along with soccer playing, musical events, alcohol, and movies.

[boomop1]

Filthy pigs.

[JRandomFreeper]

dancing at wedding ceremonies is forbidden, along with soccer playing, musical events, alcohol, and movies.

Well, they certainly take the fun out of everything. Perhaps they should be eliminated from the earth.

/johnny

[BarbM]

25 years ago my aerobics instructor said that if I did push ups, I wouldn't need a boob job. I'm 49, ride bike and do push ups and can go w/o a bra, if I had to. I'm too conservative to let my C cups breathe free.

ps: before I'm censored OBAMA YOU ARE A POS.

[gaijin]

The women must shake their boobs, and inspectors are entitled to feel their BOOBS...? There’s a Bill Clinton joke in there, I’m sure.

[Molon Labbie]

“Often younger women must reveal their mammary glands to prove that they have not been corrupted by Western culture.”

MAHDI GRAH?

[tet68]

Please, don’t demean pigs like that.

[The_Victor]

I wonder if they have any open positions on the enforcement team?

[pieceofthepuzzle]

If you were trying to come up with the most ridiculous societal rules, for a joke, you would have a hard time making this stuff up. This is horrible.

[Dixie Yooper]

and our lawmakers are working hard to turn us all into Socialists...

[ladyvet]

This is so freakin’ out there you would think it was a Monty Python skit.

[Psion]

Corruption by the West can be a good thing!

[MPJackal]

What next? Show their Who-Ha to prove they had their clitoris mutilated, or have sex with them to prove they are virgins? Of course they will have to stone them either way because they won't be a virgin anymore. What a sick F@#KING society.

[andy58-in-nh]

Bill Clinton is looking for his old “Federal Breast Inspector” ID Card.

[MarkeyD]

Your post is worthless without pics ;)

[Nevermore]

If the women display an un-natural firmness, the inspectors feel their breasts to determine if the uplift is produced with the assistance of a bra. Often younger women must reveal their mammary glands to prove that they have not been corrupted by Western culture [my emphasis].

This is satire, right?
(Reminds me of juvenile jokes we used to kick around..."FBI!"...I'm not going there.)
Islam has become a bad joke.

[MPJackal]

“and can go w/o a bra, if I had to”

Prove it!!;-)

[Soothesayer]

The only entertainment they get is raping women.

[rednesss]

A picture of their leader:

[OB1kNOb]

Proof? ;-)

[rednesss]

Pics or it didn’t happen. :):):):)

[Lazamataz]

Muslims in Somalia now demand that women shake their breasts when they appear in public, so that inspectors may determine if they are wearing "un-Islamic" bras. If the women display an un-natural firmness, the inspectors feel their breasts

...... furthermore, the women may be wearing Unholy Tampons, so the Muslim enforcers need to slide their jimmys up there, JUST to MAKE SURE.

Islam is Satan's Li'l Religion.

[sand lake bar]

The orders to inspect these women were handed down from the titular head of the Islamic faith.

[mckenzie7]

What perverts!

[Rennes Templar]

To the days when they could wear bras, I say thanks for the mammaries.

[pieceofthepuzzle]

“This is so freakin’ out there you would think it was a Monty Python skit.”

Exactly! Or from the movie ‘Bananas’:

“ln addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.”

It's really not funny though. It's barbaric.

[Lokibob]

I seems to me that this law is an excuse to make women “shake their boobs” for an inspection. Also, the physical inspection thing. What a religion!!!! Christians celebrate their women. Just in awe at how different the culture is. Thank God we are a christian country.

.....Bob

[twigs]

Is there a real resource for this? It just doesn’t ring true.

[Jedidah]

This is a joke, right?

Mormons have special underwear. Do Muslims?

What a weird thread.

[lgjhn23]

Coming to your street corner in your town real soon if you keep electing them to govt. offices, including POTUS.

[hoe_cake]

and why would you get censored, pray tell?

[Psion]

It took me less than 3 seconds to find other sources for the story.

[colorado tanker]

So, the Koran commands women to go commando???

[jwparkerjr]

re: by a group called Al Shabaab

That's the Arab form, in English it's Al Shaboob.

You're welcome.

[GladesGuru]

Bet one and all that if Sharia Law is ever inflicted on the USA, that all our perverts will join in the search for bras.

ISLAM DELENDA EST - because Muslims will make us do it to them.

[Tamar Rush]

“Al Shaboob” LOL!

[Cooter]

Were they wearing these?

[N3WBI3]

Bad, bad, bad...

[Safrguns]

"Show Them To Me!"

[umgud]

Geez, the feminazies burned their bras, then asked for support. Go figure.

[boatbums]

There’s a Bill Clinton joke in there, I’m sure.

Didn't you hear? Bubba's trying to get BO to name him as ambassador to Somalia. His first assignment is to train all those new boob inspectors.

[Vendome]

what a let down

[lilibee]

A while back I heard Sean Hannity on the radio talking about a fatwa (interpretation of an Islamic law) about the restriction on women from working with non-relative men. It was decreed that if the woman were to breastfeed the man, that would creat a familial relationship and then she would be allowed to work with him. What if there were more than one non-relative man at the job? Would she be required to breastfeed them all? And at what point in the breastfeeding would it be considered unlawful sexual contact, for which the woman could be stoned to death? Talk about a job to die for.

[boatbums]

“ln addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour.

Hasaan, you change with Abdullah. Yoosuf, you change with Adeem...

[Vendome]

nice Barb, Babe!.

lol, lol!!!

I hope your post stays up. it was getting real interesting and then your misive.

Too much! LOL

[Bluebeard16]

SHHHHH. You might give them an idea.

[Bluebeard16]

Wearing a bra is not just for support. If the nipples rub against fabric all day it can get irritating.

Just sayin!

[Bluebeard16]

I think the women should check the men to see if they have any balls.

[CommerceComet]

Well, they certainly take the fun out of everything.

That boob inspection routine sounds like it could be fun, at least, for the inspector.

[Ramius]

That boob inspection routine sounds like it could be fun, at least, for the inspector.

It's brilliant, actually. I can' believe that the girls actually fell for it.

"yeah, that's it... I'm a... a... boob inspector... yeah... that's right...[snicker]... no, really!"