[TYVets]

Page me when he says this to Joe's face.

The odds of this happening are at least a million to one.

One the streets of Phoenix, a billion to one.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

First badass cowboy to frightened dude:
“Why, around here stranger, we hang a man for that.”

Second badass cowboy:
“A whole lot less than that.”

(From some old ‘50’s low budget cowboy movie.)