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Thief takes 11 cases of beer in just two trips
AP/YahooNews ^
| 10/13/09
Posted on 10/13/2009 3:00:32 PM PDT by Kartographer
East Baton Rouge Parish sheriff's detectives are looking for a man who stole 11 cases of beer from a convenience store — and only went in twice. A news release said the man grabbed six cases of Bud Light and one of Budweiser about 11 p.m. Sunday, put it in his car and went in for more.
The statement released Monday said the man then grabbed two more cases of each.
After loading that into his gold Mercury or Crown Victoria, he took off.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Louisiana
KEYWORDS: beer
HMMMMMMM...BEEEEEEER....
To: Kartographer
Heee's Baaaaack!
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:01:57 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Kartographer
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:03:43 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: SevenofNine
To: Kartographer
11 Cases?
Looter Guy is Jealous
To: Doogle
It was light beer. :)
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:07:33 PM PDT
by
DYngbld
(I have read the back of the Book and we WIN!!!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Hey hard to beat BUD MAN! He gets the babes too!
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:09:42 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
Sounds like a little Yahooing for beer. Must be Texans.
To: dfwgator
I have missed Looty.
To: Kartographer
He’s not only dishonest, but he’s got terrible taste in beer.
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:14:59 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton for Secretary of State)
To: dfwgator
I’ll wade a mile for a Heineken.
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:16:09 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: dfwgator
LOL....second post.
I knew as soon as I saw the link looter guy would be showing up!
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:18:29 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(Obama's Blackberry, who's on the other end?)
To: BerryDingle
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:21:09 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 264 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: Kartographer
I wanna see this guy on
America’s Got Talent.
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:39:06 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
To: Kartographer
He might be a low down stealing dirt bag, but he is one with some muscles and a clear objective.
To: ThisLittleLightofMine
Sounds like a little Yahooing for beer. Must be Texans. Wahooing. the term is wahooing.
I read about it.
To: Kartographer
Piker!
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:53:11 PM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
To: Kartographer
Six cases the first time, and only five the second. I guess he was getting a bit tired hoisting all that beer onto his shoulders.
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posted on
10/13/2009 3:54:07 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Cicero
Maybe this was all a part of some sort of beer fest competition.
To: null and void
That’s funny, and I don’t even drink beer.
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posted on
10/13/2009 4:59:59 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: dfwgator; monkapotamus; All
Yup he backkkk
I got question Freeper would you take all the beer ON ONE TRIP
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posted on
10/13/2009 5:18:07 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: dfwgator; monkapotamus; All
Yup he backkkk
I got question Freeper would you take all the beer ON ONE TRIP
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posted on
10/13/2009 5:18:11 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: Bigg Red
“When you’re down to Bud, you are OUT OF BEER.”
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posted on
10/13/2009 5:21:39 PM PDT
by
BilLies
To: SevenofNine
I got question Freeper would you take all the beer ON ONE TRIPIf I could drink it all before I had to leave and take a leak...
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posted on
10/13/2009 5:29:28 PM PDT
by
Sir Francis Dashwood
(Arjuna, why have you have dropped your bow???)
To: Sir Francis Dashwood
MAN Freepers are out of control on this thread ROFL
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posted on
10/13/2009 5:39:29 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: Kartographer
LOL
The real question is, were they 6-packs or 12-packs?
I can carry four twelve packs at once - two under the arms and two in the hands. You just have to set it up right before you lift them up.
But, if this guy really planned well, I could see him taking six 12-packs at once - two under the arms, and two in each hand. OR, if he had long arms, he could have put four under both arms, and carried two in both hands.
This thread is making me thirsty.
To: ggrrrrr23456
Now wait a minute! Are we talking beer here, or talking Bud?
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posted on
10/13/2009 6:45:26 PM PDT
by
Ax
(NOpenhagen.)
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