KENYANS WANT OBAMA AS KING

The Last Crusade ^ | October 10, 2009 | Dr. Paul L. Williams

[Psion]

He Belongs to Africa?

Maybe, He Does!

By

Paul L. Williams, Ph.D.

The Last Crusade

Residents of Kenya want Barack Obama to return to their country and to rule over them.

"We need an Obama here in Africa," grumbled Humphrey Oguto, a 27-year-old engineer. "He's done a lot in just a little time ... Our leaders have done nothing for years."

Photographs of the US President are omnipresent in huts, shantys, marketplaces, and businesses throughout the country. His image has also been plastered on buses and minibuses, known as matatus, in Nairobi, Mombassa, and other cities throughout the country.

Most Kenyans believe that Mr. Obama was born in their country and has more in common with them than with the American people.

Obamamania in this Third World African country reached fever pitch when the Norwegian Nobel Committee’s awarded their Peace Prize to the fledgling U. S. President for “his initiatives to reduce nuclear arms and defuse tensions through diplomacy.”

"When I heard it [the announcement of the award] on the radio I said 'Hallelujah!' " says 65-year-old James Andaro. "It's God's blessing, this win is for Africa."

[Uncle Ike]

I’d hold out for a couple of late-round draft choices, at least....

[Lakeshark]

So do a lot of liberals in the US.......

[Fresh Wind]

"We need an Obama here in Africa," grumbled Humphrey Oguto, a 27-year-old engineer. "He's done a lot in just a little time ... Our leaders have done nothing for years."

Well, maybe we can work out some sort of deal. You take Obama and give us, well, nothing. Fair trade!

[al baby]

Hell they can have him King of the ubangees

[tioga]

hey! I would be willing to sweeten the pot and pay them to take him.

[Recovering Hermit]

"He's done a lot in just a little time ..."

Can't argue with that one.

[Citizen Soldier]

Take him, PLEASE!

[Izzy Dunne]

The Grand Kenyan.

[Psion]

They need him waaaaaaaaaaaaay more than we do!

[~Kim4VRWC's~]

Take him, they can have him! We’ll even send a dvd “coming to america” with him..and a few nuts too. They can have ALL the acorns!

[ALPAPilot]

Where can I send my check?

[Psion]

“The Grand Kenyan”

Oooooof! Consider that one stolen!

[Slyfox]

[GnuHere]

DEAL!!
Buh bye!
I just hope Kenya can support Moosechelle in the style to which she has become accustomed. Like, how long does it take to fly in lobster? And what about pizza chefs?

[Psion]

The hat is fine, but he’ll have to find some looser clothes.

[444Flyer]

Woo Hoo! Kenyan go home!

[Slings and Arrows]

Residents of Kenya want Barack Obama to return to their country and to rule over them.

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[dalereed]

They deserve him, ship his sorry illegal alien ass out tomorrow!

[EggsAckley]

“He’s done a lot in just a little time ...”

Hmmmmm......I must have been asleep or something.

[paws_and_whiskers]

Let’s give them Biden, Pelosi, and Reid too.

[EggsAckley]

What IS that THING sitting next to the woman??

[skr]

Better yet, they can have the entire Chicago Machine, his czars and all who voted for him, too.

[Tarpon]

Barrack Hussein Obama ... mmmm, mmmmm, mmmph.

How soon do you want him?

You got to watch him close, he lies a whole lot about near everything.

[Psion]

“What IS that THING sitting next to the woman?? “

Her husband?

[magritte]

I thought all Birthers were crazy racist white dudes?? ...magritte

[Navy Patriot]

This can't occur soon enough for me!

[Loyalist]

Most Kenyans believe that Mr. Obama was born in their country and has more in common with them than with the American people.

Forty millions Kenyans can't be wrong, can they?

[444Flyer]

[444Flyer]

“Obama cut-out fame in Kenya”

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://fromtheonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obamacutout1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://fromtheonline.com/2008/10/23/obama-cut-out-fame-in-kenya/&usg=__CBaE9Ja-a3u3195xRedpltVC0fA=&h=516&w=333&sz=135&hl=en&start=10&tbnid=J8MD9sqcG9f0fM:&tbnh=131&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3DObama%2Bcutout%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

[HereInTheHeartland]

We need to get something fair in return.

A couple of pounds of Kenyan coffee beans might be a fair trade.

[NeoCaveman]

Most Kenyans believe that Mr. Obama was born in their country and has more in common with them than with the American people.

Nothing needs to be added.

[snowsislander]

Most Kenyans believe that Mr. Obama was born in their country and has more in common with them than with the American people.

BTTT.

[Lady Jag]

Being king is a much bigger job than just being president!

[Psion]

Gosh! Everyone is so unkind to our Nobel Laureate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5wzyVHe-tY

[RichInOC]

Then let them have him.

[redhead]

"I would be willing to sweeten the pot and pay them to take him."

I'd throw in a $20...

[Brilliant]

I would like him to be king of Kenya too.

[redhead]

"“The Grand Kenyan”

Oooooof! Consider that one stolen!"

LOLOLOL!! Thanks. I just spit scrambled eggs all over my keyboard...

[indylindy]

Many would gladly send him to Kenya to be King.

[Berlin_Freeper]

They better have a teleprompter.

[Slings and Arrows]

Obamus Rex!

[GatorGirl]

Let’s make the Kenyans very happy—they can have him!

[madamemayhem]

i will chip in a few bucks for that bribe.

[LonePalm]

Deal.

Can we get some pretty post cards in return or is that asking too much?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[TexasCajun]

[Captain Peter Blood]

Actually at the rate Obama is going he is the natural successor to Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe.

[jimfree]

Is this our answer?

[crazydad]

PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE TAKE HIM! He can be the LYING KING OF KENYA!

[ßuddaßudd]

We’ll give you a few sharp knves and a goat and BHO is yours...
Fair trade ?