Or there just isn't any room left in it...
Posted on 10/09/2009 2:03:10 PM PDT by Arec Barrwin
BAM BANNED FROM BED!
Nobel Prize or no Nobel Prize, the first lady is furious over Obama-crazed females who are throwing themselves at the handsome commander-in-chief - rocking the couple's marriage.
That's the explosive assertion of a new book that also claims the first couple's union almost went down in flames.
White House sources took The ENQUIRER behind the scenes of the growing marriage scandal and have revealed startling details beyond what best-selling author Christopher Andersen writes in his just-published book, Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage.
"Andersen's book has opened a hornet's nest about the actual state of the marriage and how close to destruction it was - and still could be if the first lady continues to remain infuriated by women hitting on her husband," a Washington, D.C., source told The ENQUIRER.
Like a young JFK, Barack, 48, attracts brazen female fans, who come on to him in crowds, and sometimes try to slip him their telephone number, according to the author.
"On more than one occasion, Barack tried not to look startled when some woman in the crowd would give his derriere a firm squeeze."
After a campaign appearance in Illinois, says Andersen, Obama returned to his car, swearing: "I wish they'd stop grabbing my ass."
A miffed Michelle complained: "I want to tell these women, 'Back off. Get a life.' It's just embarrassing, that's all."
Michelle knew that all the unseemly female fawning nourished Barack's already oversized ego, Andersen notes in his book. "'He's loving it,' Michelle muttered at one point. 'He's a man, isn't he?'"
The first lady, 45, continues to witness women hitting on Barack at White House functions and formal events - often right in front of her, the D.C. source told The ENQUIRER.
"It drives her absolutely batty. Barack laughs it off. Michelle has wigged out over it repeatedly - and it's led to verbal fights."
Michelle even complained to her mother: "Barack just doesn't seem to care what I think. He can be so selfish - and I just can't get through to him that we're supposed to be in this together."
The author adds: "She went so far as to question whether, after eight years of marriage, their days as a couple were numbered. For his part, Barack was also fed up with reprimands that he felt were 'unfair.'"
Disclosed the D.C. source: "Barack often slept downstairs on a couch when Michelle got mad enough to ban him from the bedroom.
"And when things got real ugly, he crashed for days at buddies' places. It happened a lot, and EVERYONE knew why."
I wouldn’t hit Aunt Esther!
Handsome? Women?
It ain’t easy being married to a rock star.
Sounds like Michelle got wee weed up.
Do women really find him attractive? Can’t stand the sight of him, much less his voice. UUUUGGGGHHHHHH!
There is an Obama dildo. Somehow it seems appropriate.
I guess different strokes for different folks but I would hazard to guess that it's less that he's handsome then he's powerful. I'm no expert in woman's tastes but I just don't know how you can describe him as handsome. He has a nice smile but that's about all I can see.
Or there just isn't any room left in it...
CAPTION: Obama next to a widebody.
Her butt is too big for even Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Does the narcissist Obama have the discipline to withstand 4 years of advances from women who want to sleep with the world’s most powerful man?
Michelle sure doesn’t have the looks or temperament to combat it very well! Ouch.
They built him up to be an idol, now Michelle has to live with it.
Are there any thong-snapping interns delivering arugula or wagyu?
All I could think of was a like from “Jaws”
“I need something in the forground to give it some scale.”
“And when things got real ugly, he crashed for days at buddies’ places.”
Biden’s place??
I’d have to agree with you. I think I like men who are just a little hunkier. He’s kind of skinny and prissy and all.
I’m thinking “You’re gonna need a bigger plane...”
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I can’t stand that pseudo-intellectual way he tries to project his voice.
Off goes the radio or TV
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Dude, if I wanted to tell Laz, I wouldn’t hit Aunt Esther, I would have pinged him.
If you wish to hit Aunt Ester, than say so!
LOL
Mr first thoughts too.
Just being inclusive...
I’m with you, TexGal. I cannot STAND the sound of his voice, and he is a lame girlie man to me. And the Mom Jeans. And the SMIRK. Oh, uck.
"Hi there..." - Freddy Washington, Welcome Back Kotter
I’ve got standards ya know....they aren’t very high, but I’ve got standards!
Is that a sanity pad imprint on her behind? Yikes!
National Enquirer? FR allows tabloids now?
What handsome commander in chief?
Its easier to believe handsome than women.
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!!!
“Sounds like Michelle got wee weed up”.
Yeah but it looks like Michelle ate Buffalo, N.Y.
Have ya seen the caboose on that woman?
A shelf ass if ever there was one.
Is it any wonder she may be a bit bent when her Man checks out a good looking can? Is it any wonder once in a while he is seen checking one out?
Another Bill Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama=the joke heard around the world.
You know what I’m going to say....
mmmm mmmm mmmm Barack HuSSEIN Obama!
LOL
I get through this crazy day without getting grossed out, OK, and then you, you pup with your sharp eyes .. but you know, you may be right, and that looks like it might be the `Courtney Love’ 3-X model with mattressing, wings, flying buttresses, cantilever supports and kevlar straps/lining.
Brrrrrrrr...................
There are large numbers of urban women who are idiotic about him.
(Not my taste either...)
Where is Vera Baker these days?
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