McCain: As Americans, We’re Proud Of Our President [NOT SATIRE] [barf alert]

The Washington Post / Who Runs Gov ^ | 2009-10-09

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JOHN KING: The president of the United States, who a year ago this weekend was your campaign rival heading into the final month of the campaign, is the Nobel Peace laureate for 2009. Deserved?

SEN. JOHN MCCAIN: Oh, I’m sure that the president is very honored to receive this award. And Nobel Committee, I can’t divine all their intentions, but I think part of their decision-making was expectations. And I’m sure the president understands that he now has even more to live up to. But as Americans, we’re proud when our president receives an award of that prestigious category.

KING: Did it surprise you, a little more than eight months into office, at a time when, yes, he has set some lofty goals around the world, but he has not won more NATO troops for Afghanistan, he has not convinced the Israelis to do what he says is necessary to sit down with the Palestinians? Were you surprised?

MCCAIN: Well, I think all of us were surprised at — at the decision. But I — I think Americans are always pleased when their president is recognized by something on this order.

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McCain spokesperson Brooke Buchanan sends over an unequivocal thumbs-up from McCain:

“I congratulate President Obama on receiving this prestigious award. I join my fellow Americans in expressing pride in our President on this occasion.”

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an unequivocal thumbs-up from McCain

What, like this one?

[Renegade]

Why won’t he JUST GO AWAY!!! “ NO ONE REALLY LIKES YOU JOHN!!!

[Names Ash Housewares]

Please Arizona, vote this man into retirement.

[GoCards]

Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush.......

[toddausauras]

F.O. and die (from natural causes) McCain.

[Sir Gawain]

Get lost McCain. Your time is over.

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[Brett66]

Geraldo agrees with him- idiot!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Everyday McCain proves what an idiot he is. He kisses Obama’s ass more then the Democrats do. This guy never wanted to be President, look at his actions. What a pussy he turned out to be

[darkangel82]

Who’s ‘we’, McShame? You got a mouse in your pocket?

[JenB987]

In honor of his great admiration and dedication to Dear Leader, John McCain will change his name to “Senator Buttkiss”.

[Frantzie]

I cannot stand Juan McCain. He is worse than Obama.

Juan Pedro McCain pretends to be a Republican while two of his RINO pals from FL and SC pretend.......

[lmarie373]

no need for the “not satire” in the headline we know mccain :D

[pallis]

Poor John, he can’t help being a dipwad.

[DTogo]

[OldNavyVet]

I’m beginning to think Acorn helped get McCain nominated.

[Tublecane]

I think he’s confusing prestigious with ridiculous.

[andy58-in-nh]

If there’s a Nobel Prize for Losers, I think we have a, ahem, “winner”.

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[Lucky9teen]

These guys just don't ever get it...

[OldDeckHand]

Hate to say it, but the only one who’s gotten it right so far is Steele. Pawlenty, Huckleberry and a couple others have said “congratulations”, proving many don’t have a clue.

[Lucky9teen]

Hopefully JD Hayworth wil be up in the next election but you betcha, we’ll be voting McCain out, no matter what.

[jroneil]

This is where the expression Doddering old fool comes from!

[SoldierDad]

Hey John, there comes a time when you must stop being politically correct and tell the truth about your oponent. This is one of those times. Stop with the BS statements that conservatives all know you make for political expedience and take a stand IN DEFENSE OF YOUR COUNTRY A-HOLE!!!!!!!

[Always Right]

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[Old Grumpy]

Speak for yourself, McCain. You sure are not speaking for ME. He has done not the first thing to make me proud.

[Joe Boucher]

Well Republican party, which very old white fool ya gonna nominate next whose “turn has come”?
Anther Bob Dole (old fool)?
Another Juan Mclame ( very old fool)?
Or another freakin “compassionate conservative”?

Another OLD WHITE RINO and the party is through.

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[a fool in paradise]

He got the same award that known antisemites like Jimmy Carter and the terrorist Yasir Arafat got. There is no glory in this award these days.

But hey, it’s the weekend. Why NOT blow off his planned meeting with the military serving in Afghanistan?

[DesertConservative]

We’re trying. I dearly hope J.D. Hayworth really does run against this POS.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Not MY President, Captain Strawberries.

[Fred Hayek]

I’m not an Arizona resident, but will be contributing to Hayworth’s campaign. RINO McCain has got to go!

[Moose4]

I like how he completely dodged the question on whether the Ignobel that The One got was “deserved” or not. Who says the old guy still doesn’t have a few slippery moves left in him?

}:-)4

[JPG]

Obama’s ass and Juan's lips...a match made in RINO heaven.

[HarleyD]

Dear John McCain

As a fellow American I am not proud of our President. Instead I’m ashamed of the Nobel Prize Committee for passing up more worthier candidates.

[maggief]

The official RINO response.

The Huckster and Hatch said the same thing.

[The Comedian]

Get a room.

[blue-duncan]

Jimmy Carter meets Johnny McCain to discuss Obama's Nobel Prize.

[mojitojoe]

[all the best]

You really can’t satirize McCain. He would goes beyond anything you could make up.

[Eagle50AE]

Juan, I voted for Sara (and Your sorry ...)

Now Shut Up ,...

MAYBE if You had not wanted to run a “Civil” campaign we wouldnt be in such a mess

[The Toll]

Breaking: McCain wins BINGO!

[Servant of the Cross]

He is predictable ... and a chump.

[PackerBoy]

People don't get McCain. He is a proud member of an elite club, who occasionally says things he does not believe so that others, taking him at his word, will decide to let him stay in the club. That's all there is to it. If he were elected from New Jersey, he would be saying slihtly different things so that those people would let him stay in the club.

It's all about him and the club. Nothing else matters.

[kingattax]

stockholm syndrome

[chuck_the_tv_out]

John McCain is a douche
doo dah, doo dah,
John McCain is a douche
all the doo dah day.

Only John could have lost,
doo dah, doo dah,
only John could have lost,
On 2008 election day.

[Constitutions Grandchild]

Just got this e-mail with the inside poop on the vote.

October 9, 2009

Nobel Insiders: Beer Summit Sealed it for Obama

Rose Garden Bash Gets High Marks in Oslo

OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report) - As the world responded with a mixture of
surprise and amazement to the announcement of President Obama’s Nobel Peace
Prize, Nobel insiders revealed that the President’s “beer summit” at the White
House put him over the top.
“The committee was definitely split down the middle right up until the end,”
said Agot Valle, a Norwegian politician and member of the five-person Nobel
committee. “Some of them were still quite upset about that nasty business with
the Somali pirates.”
But, according to Ms. Valle, “someone brought up the beer summit, and we all
agreed that that was awesome.”
Ms. Valle said she hoped that Mr. Obama’s victory would be seen not only as a
victory for him, but “as a tribute to the healing power of beer.”
Ms. Valle acknowledged that the President’s win was widely considered an upset,
with most pundits having expected the prize to go to Mad Men or 30 Rock.
Elsewhere, NASA bombed the moon, saying it was the one spot President Bush
missed.

[Grunthor]

“McCain: As Americans, We’re Proud Of Our President [NOT SATIRE] [barf alert]”

Barf alert indeed (wiping off my monitor.)

[paul51]

Excuse me. As an American, I am not proud of this doofus. Further, I'm ashamed the voters of this country have elected such an empty suit to the office. Finally, I am disgusted by the clowns in this government like mccain that are so out of touch with the American people while they run the country into the ground.

[Oldpuppymax]

Juan, you are the republican party’s answer to Jimmy Carter. You are an utter embarrassment, disgrace and horse’s ass and DON’T KNOW IT!! Please help Jimmuh build his falling down, unsafe Habitat houses and leave the rest of us alone. We cannot afford your assistance with our problems any longer.