Posted on 09/22/2009 9:02:39 PM PDT by traumer
Millions of women drink alcohol before having sex because they lack confidence in their bodies, a study has found.
Almost half of those questioned said they preferred sex while under the influence of alcohol because it helped them to lose their inhibitions and be more adventurous.
Researchers, who surveyed 3,000 women aged between 18 and 50, found the average woman has slept with eight men, but was drunk with at least five of them.
On two of these occasions they couldn't even remember the man's name the next day.
Three quarters of women claimed they felt more able to let their hair down and go wild after a few drinks.
Four out of ten have 'always' been a bit tipsy when they have slept with a partner for the first time. But astonishingly 48.5 per cent said they preferred sex while under the influence.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
*hic!*
Unh?
Drink up, Ladies.
I generally don’t brag about sexual conquests but I have been the male participant in one of these things.
We had a woman in our department who liked to drink, maybe too much. One night after a work party, here and I were the last two left. We went back to her place. You can guess the rest.
She wasn’t fat or unattractive - but afterwards I suspected she had esteem issues. I got that conclusion from talking to several guys in our department who had been with her too.
Or....their partner is reaallly ugly.
“Millions of women drink alcohol before having sex because they lack confidence in their bodies, a study has found.”
I’ll never understand women. For the fellas, whatever looks you have are only important insofar as they get you into bed. After that, they’re irrelevant.
Plus, agreeing to have sex with me is all the reassurance I need that she, if not finds me attractive, then at least isn’t totally repulsed by me.
I hope you stayed up afterward to “talk” and make her feel better.
Beer goggles to look in the mirror...
The two best things in life:
1. A Martinee before.
2. A nap afterwards.
> Millions of women drink alcohol before having sex because they lack confidence in their bodies, a study has found.
“I’m sorry Billy, but I am so hammered I dont want to see my fat-ass, disgusting body rolling over you”
I hope they are behind the wheel at the time.
Rita Rudner said this at least a decade ago.
“I find it ironic that liquor bottles have warnings that pregnant women shouldn’t drink it. If it wasn’t for alcohol, most women wouldn’t be that way.”
..AREN’T
bookmark
So that Britain’s Got Talent lady was only 1 in 20, not 1 in a million after all.
I know some women who still can’t find a guy good enough to match their ex boyfriend whom they dumped 10 years ago because he wasn’t good enough.
5 tips for women out there:
1 If you’re like most women, you’re probably average. Stop holding out for Richard Gere. He’s a “Dick” anyway.
2 You’re not a goddess.
3 Make up and clothes don’t survive the marriage bed. If you want a real makeover, work on your personality.
4 Sex is sacred. If you need alcohol to get you through it, make sure it’s Chianti.
5 Dependable men take a while to warm up. You can have 1 marshmallow now or 2 later. It’s up to you.
Ok, Well done! That is HILARIOUS!!
Good tips !
Ogden Nash
bttt
this tread is worthless without names and phone numbers!
hahaha who is doing these crazy polls
It’s their mothers fault.
"I call him 'Appletini.'"
1 in 20, that’s 5%. Not a high percentage. I would say this is no hair off the arse of society.
1 in 20 [women who were the type to respond to a sex survey] ... etc. etc.
Good, because there's nothing to brag about. Sex is so commonplace that any guy who feels the need to brag about having sex probably feels insecure about themselves. These type of men seek the praise of other men, and feel a sense of accomplishment when a male buddy pats them on top of the head and says "You did well".
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."
--Homer Simpson
Ohh please. That is total nonsense.
At their vanities, they wear panities.
I am surprised it is that small a percentage. With some of my female friends, I understand they would have to be a little drunk or they would not be with whom they are with.
parsy, who loves his guitar
I was going to say alcohol makes babies, but you beat me to it.
LoL there you are again!
For a while. Then its beddy-bye, but right now Krakatoa show is on History Channel.
parsy, who is catching up on these threads
Landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it doth run over. (Repeat)
For tonight we merr-I be, (Repeat twice)
Tomorrow we'll be sober. (What!)
Here's to the man who drinks dark ale and goes to bed quite mellow! (Repeat)
He lives as he ought to live (Repeat twice)
He'll die a jolly good fellow! (Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Here's to the man who drinks water pure and goes to bed quite sober. (Repeat)
He falls as the leaves do fall, (Repeat twice)
He'll die before October! (Ho! Ho! Ho!)
Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother. (Repeat)
She's a foolish, foolish thing. (Repeat twice)
For she'll not get another. (Pity!)
Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to steal another. (Repeat)\
She's a boon to all man kind. (Repeat twice)
For soon she'll be a mother!
drinking has been proven to temporarily raise testosterone levels in women
A Kingston Trio classic
Reminds me of the govt funded study wanting to find out why hot cheese on pizza burned your mouth. Note to those who like these studies, if you sleep with a bar fly, you might go home with crabs.
Who are these women, and why are they never in the pub when it is closing time? :)
Okay, have people actually looked at the typical British woman? Their husbands, boyfriends and girlfriends (it is Europe you know) probably have to get drunk before having sex with them too.
Isabel, see post 24 :-)
LOL - love the expressions on their faces!
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