Naked motorcyclist charged with DUI

Tampa Bay Online ^ | 9/16/09 | Not Indicated

[sevinufnine]

The deputy reports that he was driving on Interstate 75 early Tuesday morning when he spotted what appeared to be a naked man on a motorcycle. The deputy caught up with 45-year-old J. Dante Krauss at a red light and stopped him.

Krauss reportedly could not explain where he was coming from or why he was naked.

[sevinufnine]

?????

[sevinufnine]

Ummm....enjoying the breeze???

[Doogle]

whew,but he was wearing a helmet

[iowamark]

The man was charged with what turned out to be his fifth DUI.

[libstripper]

One slip and he wouldn’t be enjoying what was left of his skin very much. A Darwin award wannabe.

[usmcobra]

Sounds like someone’s old man came home early.....

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Naked motorcyclist charged with DUI

Driving, Underwear Impaired?

[Bringbackthedraft]

I-75, red light? Uhhh?

[sevinufnine]

LOL

[Jagman]

I gotta say, I was all for the “naked motorcycle” craze when it started, but this is ridiculous!

[Red Badger]

I hope he was wearing a helmet................

[sevinufnine]

...yeah, a helmet and an athletic supporter ;>)

[Arrowhead1952]

Did you get that email too?

[Vaquero]

hell.....boots and a cup at least...he already proved he had nothing to protect under a helmet.

[Candor7]

I met a hooker.

She took all my clothes and left when I refused payment.This happened while I was in the bathroom in my room at the Hotel Chablis.

I had to hop on my bike and make a run for home. Got a blanket, officer?

[Doogle]

*LOL*

[Global2010]

Read the article fer cryin out loud...

His Helmet was nekid and possibly retracted.

[Doogle]

“yes Occifer, here’s my license *POP*, here ya go”

[Joe Boucher]

Not necessary in Florida.

[reagan_fanatic]

Maybe he just got out of the pool.

[Enosh]

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[This_far]

whew,but he was wearing a helmet

A non denominational naked bike rider?

(Never had that in the Alligators that I rode, but one Enduro did go through land owned by 'Big Bird'...)

[Doogle]

"ya mean I was right?"

[csvset]

could not explain where he was coming from

Do you know where you’re going to?
Do you like the things that life’s been showing you?
Where are you going to?
Do you know?

[Long Island Pete]

BINGO!

[paulycy]

Do you like the things that life’s been showing you?

We had joy.
We had fun.
We had seasons in the sun.

[This_far]

"ya mean I was right?"

Ya think I'd ask how you knew if it weren't?

[Doogle]

knew?....it was a guess...50/50..

[This_far]

knew?....it was a guess...50/50..

...and you're not even mildly curious about how the article relates to my story of Enduro riding and Big Bird (it's the one from ..(And You can get to S Street)?

[Doogle]

nope...I didn’t want to intrude....let those who need those details ask....*grins*

[This_far]

small world, equally great people ... :)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"The deputy caught up with 45-year-old J. Dante Krauss at a red light and stopped him.

Krauss reportedly could not explain where he was coming from or why he was naked.

ONE HELL OF A PARTY...PING!!!!!

[Birdsbane]

Worst case scenario...he dies in crash without helmet or jock strap. Second worse...pulled over suffering from wind-chill induced hypothermia by a drop dead blonde female cop while sporting a shrivelled short-arm.

[Slings and Arrows]

Krauss reportedly could not explain where he was coming from or why he was naked.

"Because I don't have any clothes on!"

[synbad600]

Waking Ned Devine:

[a fool in paradise]

Krauss reportedly could not explain... why he was naked.

"I can't help it. I WAS BORN THIS WAY!

[TruthWillWin]

Krauss reportedly could not explain where he was coming from or why he was naked.

I just hate it when that happens.

[blackie]

Party on!!

[Slings and Arrows]

I could have died happy without seeing that.

[a fool in paradise]

Drunk driving? Missing pants? Florida?

Maybe it was the ghost of Ted Kennedy.

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

[Billthedrill]

I’m glad they stopped him. I mean, you really want to call into your auto insurance agency and tell ‘em you need a new windshield because a naked biker just crashed through it? They’re gonna want pictures...

[synbad600]

It was a really funny movie.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ve heard good things about it. But I don’t have enough caffeine in me to take naked old dudes on motorcycles.

[GOPJ]

LOL!!!

[GOPJ]

Sounds like someone’s old man came home early...

LOL

[Drew68]

Krauss reportedly could not explain where he was coming from or why he was naked.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

[BJClinton]

Krauss reportedly could not explain where he was coming from or why he was naked.

Wait, I need a reason now?

[KSCITYBOY]

They better have had a good reason to pull him over.

[usmcobra]

But wait there more to the story......VIDEO OF THE ARREST AND THE PREP FULLY DRESSED