Saudi Assassin Hid Explosives in his Body/Behind

Themedialine ^ | 8/31/2009 | Rachelle Kliger

[abu afak]

New details reveal the man who tried to assassinate a Saudi prince got past palace security with explosives hidden in his Rectum. -

The man who tried to assassinate Saudi Arabia’s anti-terror chief last Thursday managed to get past security in a Jeddah palace by hiding explosives in his Rectum. -

Details of the assassination attempt, the first against a member of the Saudi royal family in decades, were revealed to the pan-Arab Al-Arabiyya. - The method of hiding explosives inside the body is unprecedented among Al-Qa’ida terrorists, and may draw a re-examination and alteration of security arrangements around sensitive facilities and individuals in the Saudi kingdom...."

[Cindy]

background link:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2326391/posts

[abu afak]

Kabump and you are WELCOME Cindy!
Hope you are well.
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[taillightchaser]

Boy, you talk about a sh!t storm!!

[Mr. K]

Shoot muzzies on site. I cannot think of another answer

Take over their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity

Ann Coulter was SO right...

[Cindy]

Oh yes, all is fine and a blessed day to you.

I’m working my way outside to transplant onions and potatoes in one of the gardens.

[parsifal]

A homicide “bum”ber?

parsy, who says what will they think of next

[Kartographer]

"New details reveal the man who tried to assassinate a Saudi prince got past palace security with explosives hidden in his Rectum."

If he was on a government healthplan it could have just been a nasty emma mishap. ;-)

[beethovenfan]

That’s Bawney’s kind of guy!

[Cindy]

Noting here, though, that so much can fit up the rectum including dope, knives, guns, as well as a variety of explosives.

Stay alert leos and military.

[I_Like_Spam]

I bet he got the idea from “South Park” which had a story about weapons of mass destruction concealed in body cavities

[Ramius]

You gotta be freakin kidding me... good grief.

[mquinn]

Rectum?

Damn near killed em!

[heiss]

i don’t want to imagine what sort of precautions US Immigration officials might consider to tackle this threat..

I think I’ll give up travel at that point.

[Shqipo]

Fire in the Hole!!!

[Dallas59]

[AU72]

Somebody told him to “Blow it up your A**”

[Ramius]

Something occurs to me here. This method is going to necessarily limit the amount of explosive he can carry, compared to a belt/vest sort of carry. This’ll be a much smaller explosion. Of course it’s going to obliterate his lower torso and internal organs. But I have to wonder if his head might be somewhat shielded and “survive” the initial blast and shock wave and he wouldn’t die instantly. It might take a few minutes for the brain to finally die. It could hurt like the dickens.

Hopefully.

[Marysecretary]

Ouch, that had to have hurt. Well, that’s one less terrorist to worry about. The Prince was very lucky.

[SERKIT]

Odd way to treat constipation.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

But, but, I thought that that these people were all about being clean and holy.

Don’t make me put a s tag on this.

[william clark]

A choice David Huddleston line from Blazing Saddles comes to mind.

[2111USMC]

Eyewitnesses said there were body parts and blood all over the room after the bombing took place, except for the area where the prince was seated.

Sounds like it was messy.

[RichInOC]

Excellent. Isolate him and blow his brains out.

[abu afak]

as to the new security this will engender in Sandy Arabia...

Dogs Sniff there anyway- even without being trained.
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[GladesGuru]

“If he was on a government healthplan it could have just been a nasty emma mishap. ;-) “

Or, had the terrorist been a Vet, it could have been the result of a used enema system, improperly cleaned.

[DJ Taylor]

After a bomb was found in a traveler’s shoe, TSA made travelers take off their shoes to pass through security. After a liquid bomb was found, TSA prohibited travelers from taking liquids on aircraft.

Now, after a bomb is found in some Muslim’s crack, TSA will....

The heck with it, I’m taking the bus.

[Natural Law]

"The man who tried to assassinate Saudi Arabia’s anti-terror chief last Thursday managed to get past security in a Jeddah palace by hiding explosives in his Rectum. -"

Your airport experience has just gotten decidedly worse.

[Boogieman]

Or maybe from the Dark Knight, where the joker cut a guy open and hid the explosives in his guts, then sewed him back up. I’m guessing that would be the next evolution of this trend, if they start doing cavity searches.

[GladesGuru]

Brain activity with guillotine cases seems to show cessation of response within 20 to 30 seconds.

Not that one cares how much pain a terrorist causes himself.

[SeminoleSoldier]

At least he died happy.

[MrPiper]

Gives new meaning to "dirty bomb" and "anal retentive".....

saying that, I doubt this will be repeated since its was a rectal failure.........;-)

[dools007]

What a pain in the ass!!!

[DuncanWaring]

Weren’t there a couple of Russian airliners a few years back apparently downed by suicide bomberettes with explosives concealed in bodily cavities?

[Eagles6]

Wonder why they capitalize “Rectum”?

[WayneM]

The Mother of all farts!!!

[bicyclerepair]

Don’t they practice packing explosives with each other using an appendage of their own as a substitute?

[Stosh]

The epitome of Arab research in military technology: exploding *ssh*les.

[beaware]

seems like it would make the visit with the 72 virgins a little awkward...

[Randy Larsen]

You Have to be shittin’ me!

What’s next, fake eyeballs?

[HEM]

Yes, correct. Russian planes have already been brought down by terrorists hiding explosives in body cavities.

Waiting for that pre-flight cavity search to come to my airport.....

[I Drive Too Fast]

ping

[Covenantor]

The memorable scene from Denzel Washington in "Man on Fire" with the C-4 "charger"

[Waco]

Not your usual gerbil, I presume.

[Global2010]

Swallowing boom packets like the drug donkeys do.

Oh and for that extra kick they could aquire full blown Aids or Ebola and be a viral human bomb.

That would be one hell of a decontaminate job.

[Gorzaloon]

Wonder why they capitalize “Rectum”?

I dunno. Must be who they pray to or something...

[Eagles6]

Probably.

[OldMissileer]

That would sure redefine the term “Explosive Diarrhea.”

[Danae]

Wow, talk about pucker factor....

[Global2010]

LOL

If your theory is true I bet he would not be using the phrase
“that hurt like the Dickens”

L
: )