Man Strips Naked on St. Louis Bound Flight

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[Chet 99]

ST. LOUIS, MO (KTVI-FOX2now.com) - A Jefferson City man is accused of beating a woman then taking his clothes off on a Southwest Airlines flight headed to St. Louis. Flight 947 originated in Oakland, California Thursday morning. There were only 29 original passengers from Flight 947 that started out in Oakland and after a layover in Las Vegas came to St. Louis.

Flight 947 started in Oakland around 7 a.m. Thursday morning. About a half hour into the flight Southwest officials say a man exposed himself to a female passenger. When she screamed he allegedly hit her in the face and then stripped down naked and paraded up and down the aisle.

The flight attendants tried to subdue the man, finally getting him to sit in a seat and covering him with some kind of plastic sheeting. The pilot turned the plane around and returned to Oakland where the man was taken into custody without incident.

Passengers say the man was well over 300 pounds and had basically taken over the plane.

[killer_rat]

I guess this means that Andy Dick is back on the sauce.

[paul51]

leather belt, noose, on the elephants back, noose around the neck, ride him until he stops

[norge]

It’s on!!!

[stormer]

LMAO!

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Passengers say the man was well over 300 pounds...

Double Yuck.

[Yardstick]

LOL — and I especially how that works with the 300 pound aspect.

[presently no screen name]

Was he charged for a double seat? Wonder who sat in his a$$ naked seat after him. Yuk.

[dfwgator]

Dfwgator’s Law - The only people that like going around naked are the same people that nobody wants to see naked.

[lmr]

How does someone who is 300 pounds have the energy to do all this?

Those Twinkies must be like Popeye’s spinach or something.

[Charles Henrickson]

Man Strips Naked on St. Louis Bound Flight

It is the "Show-Me State," after all.

[maine-iac7]

a naked 300+ man strutting around the plane - I hope that had enough barf bags

[FlingWingFlyer]

This jackass has to be a Obama-supporting DemocRAT.

[BigCinBigD]

“How does someone who is 300 pounds have the energy to do all this?”

Just because the story says he was 300 pounds. Does not mean he was out of shape. Ever seen a NFL game?

[BigCinBigD]

To add to the above. A fire extinguisher to the back of the head works wonders.

[toddausauras]

Paging Senator Bawney Fwank.

[fieldmarshaldj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znjEVqSmUSE

[Yossarian]

"Well over 300 pounds" is only "in-shape" if you're the even taller than Yao Ming....

Yao Ming: 7 foot 6 inches tall, and weighs 310 lbs.

[Morgana]

Send in Muldoon to take him down...."shoot him, shoot him"

[nmh]

“Paging Senator Bawney Fwank.”

Hey, Bawney, at 300 lbs. they say, every wrinkle is a thrill!

[abigailsmybaby]

Nope. Wasn’t Andy. I just saw a photo of the guy and now I can’t find it.

[AmericanInTokyo]

terrorist diversion?

WWRSD?

(What would Richard Simmons do?)

[abigailsmybaby]

[BigCinBigD]

#75 Marc Colombo Six Eight, 310 pounds and a nasty attitude.

[Republic of Texas]

It”s true. First thing I learned about nude beaches when I was 22 was that not everyone who is nude on a beach, needs to be nude on a beach. Or anywhere. Even in Brazil. They need a velvet rope and a bouncer.

[wastedyears]

Andy Dick isn’t 300lbs.

[Grizzled Bear]

About a half hour into the flight Southwest officials say a man exposed himself to a female passenger. When she screamed he allegedly hit her in the face and then stripped down naked and paraded up and down the aisle.

Foreplay - You're doing it wrong.

[Ezekiel]

A Jefferson City man is accused of beating a woman then taking his clothes off on a Southwest Airlines flight...

Passengers say the man was well over 300 pounds and had basically taken over the plane.

It’s tough to speak privately in an airport setting, and because a discussion about size is sensitive, we’ve cautioned our Employees to use discretion.

Southwest Airlines Travel Policies - Customer of Size Q&A

[texmexis best]

Just so you know, St. Louis is a union town.

</places finger beside nose and nods knowingly>

[lmr]

Point taken.