DFU SONG: I'm Not Lisa (BWAHAHAHAHA - Hillary says SHE is Secretary of State)

DFU news of the day in song ^ | 8-10-09 | Lyrics, DFU

[doug from upland]

MIDI - I'M NOT LISA

I'm not Willie...my name is Rodham
I'm the Sec-re-tary of State

I rode on his coattails to get where I now am
In his shadow, is that my fate?

I put up with his crap...I felt like such a sap
Philandering and such humiliation

I would be president...it was so evident
That porky girl...caused such trouble plenty...plenty
It's name was Arturo Fuente...one fine cigar

I'm not Willie...my name is Rodham
I'm the Sec-re-tary of State

I rode on his coattails to get where I now am
In his shadow, is that my fate?

I'm not Willie

[taillightchaser]

I wish we had a media that would report how this bitch is running all over the world putting our country down. I’ll bet if we knew what she is doing it would bring this socialist administration down.

[duckman]

Not much statesmanship there.

[Condor51]

If there was an ashtray within arms length she'd have brained that person.

[doug from upland]

Good point. The look of condescension at the very end was just amazing. She looks to be a very, very unhappy woman.

[MaggieCarta]

Giggle.

I was thinking something along the lines of:

"What's Bill Got To Do With It?"
Tune: Tina Turner's "What's Love Got to do with It?"

I am glad that I don't have to do this now. Thanks, DFU.

[MaggieCarta]

Oh, what the heck? I'll do it anyway...although, your parody captures the "Hillary in Bill's shadow" part much, much better...

"What's Bill Got To Do With It?" Tune: "What's Love Got to do with It?" Midi

You must understand
that I stood by that man
through his every sex act.
But, that’s just my man Bill,
A boy who likes girls.
We had a contract!

Metaphysical,
It's illogical.
I really had to ignore
Oh, so much more than that.

[Chorus]
Oh what’s Bill got to do, got to do with it?
Why does Bill raise such a commotion?
What's Bill got to do, got to do with it?
I’m fallin’ apart, My composure is broken

It may seem to you
That I acted the shrew
When they questioned me
If I tend to sound crazed
And so “in your face”
I've got cause to be

I’m tired, nitwit!
The Congo’s the pits!
Now it’s the silly season
And the star is me.

[Chorus]

I've been taking on this new direction And I have to say
I've been thinking about my own position
It scares me to feel this way.

[Chorus]