Michael Jackson's Brain Returned To Family

Sky News ^ | August 08, 2009 | Staff

[chuck_the_tv_out]

Michael Jackson's brain has been returned to his family in a move that could finally see him buried.

The organ was removed from the 50-year-old singer's body following his death on June 25.

Pathologists then carried out tests in an attempt to discover what killed him.

[chuck_the_tv_out]

[WayneS]

Great!

I’ll sleep much better tonight knowing that there is no possibility of him returning as a zombie.

[Jedidah]

I don’t want to know this.

[woofie]

But what about his nose?

[theDentist]

“We still don’t know what he was thinking...” -Officials

[penelopesire]

What a headline...lol!

[bmwcyle]

LOL

[woofie]

Ya know he really had a very talented brain ...I wonder if it could go on tour

[Minutemen]

Michael Jackson's Brain Returned To Family

Did they determine what was wrong with him?

[woofie]

he didnt have a brain

[driftdiver]

Where his father immediately put it on display and started selling tickets to see it. anything for a buck you know

[screaminsunshine]

They are registering to vote for Obama in the 2012 election via Acorn absentee ballot.

[ErnBatavia]

The snot locker remains missing....

[Jeff Chandler]

Paging William Castle . . .

[headstamp 2]

As long as “Igor” can’t get to it.

[umgud]

Michael Jackson’s Brain Returned To Family during a Saturday Night Live podcast.........

[packrat35]

[Popman]

Here your go Joe. Don't drop it

[jessduntno]

Michael Jackson’s Brain Returned To Family

Think they got BOTH cells?

[dog breath]

I had always thought that he had lost his mind.

[woofie]

[Bratch]

[dfwgator]

[skimbell]

[Secret Agent Man]

“We finally have our boy back.” /sarc

[woofie]

Oooops I got the wrong character

[Walmartian]

“THE LAB CALLLED. MIKES BRAIN IS READY!”

[woofie]

There is a lot of irony in there somewhere

[SonnyBubba]

Abby Normal?

[Danae]

Woah, I think this qualifies as TMI

[C210N]

Exclusive picture of Michael Jackson's brain, with a computer chip nearby to show relative size:

[Jeff Chandler]

There is a precedent.

[SIDENET]

Michael Jackson's Brain Returned To Family

Family: "It was delicious!"

[hoosiermama]

Can you think of others on the thread? If so ping them....MJ actually HAD a brain.

[exist]

[paulycy]

"I want one too!"

[paul51]

Just out of morbid curiosity, I’m wondering how they do that. I imagine it’s not in a baggie or one of those plastic air tight containers with the snap top.

[mowowie]

This guys fate was apparently to be a circus freak.
Both in life and death.
Sad.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Michael Jackson's brain has been returned to his family in a move that could finally see him buried.

[mowowie]

I almost watched that episode for kicks last night on Hulu.
Instead i picked the silicon-based Horta creature episode instead.

[Albion Wilde]

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

All two (2) ounces of it!

[tet68]

Dehydration, it saves postage.

[Oldpuppymax]

His brain might actually be valuable. After all, it’s virtually unused!

[tet68]

John Kerry, the vietman years.

[miele man]

Wow! Talk about a stark picture. It certainly gives an incredibly vivid picture of his pathetic weirdness.

[Shermy]

“Did they determine what was wrong with him??”

My guess it wasn’t just propophol that did him in. The leaks were furious a while back trying, maybe, to get the doctor to break down. Then they stopped, results said would be delayed.

Possibility of tainted propophol causing brain infection.

Or just that Michael had so many drugs in him prescribed by so many doctors, it is too difficult to figure which combination of drug interactions did him in.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

It’s a pity they could not have returned this to him while he was still alive!

Apparently it was taken years ago during some surgery or other, and misplaced by the surgeon. Had to be.

[Sunshine Sister]

When I first heard about this I thought it was a joke. Do you mean to tell me his nose is really missing? How disgusting is that?

[GovernmentShrinker]

I read that they confirmed that the propofol found in Jackson’s home was not part of the batch of tainted propofol involved in the recall. I don’t the doctor who was giving it to him has any excuse like that to fall back on. He’d been in debt up to his ears since finishing med school, and was willing to do anything for money, no matter how crazy or dangerous.