Houston Company Makes Gasoline out of Lawn Waste (We may have a true winner here)

DailyTech ^ | July 14, 2009 10:56 AM | Jason Mick

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[visualops]

That’s how the crap got here.
The Japanese cultivate and eat it like spinach.
When you see it climbing every telephone pole and swarming over fields like a jungle, it’s kinda hard to work up an appetite though.

[wildbill]

We got a guy in Webster, TX makin fuel out of cooking oil from fast food joints.

Only prolem is that dogs keep chasing the cars because of the smell of hamburgers that wafts behind them.

He’ was hoping that changing to old oil from fish joints like Long John Silvers would take care of the problem, but now its cats on the fast track.

[Condor51]

'Houston Company Makes Gasoline out of Lawn Waste'

Whoop-dee-do. No Big deal.

I made a Cold Fusion Reactor out of an old Bookcase, some Bicycle parts, an Alternator from a '77 Chevy Monza Mirage (305 V8), a Starter Solenoid from a '68 Buick, and a lot of Electrical Tape.

The Cold Fusion Reactor was the only solution to generating the 1.21 gigawatts of power required for the Flux Capacitor I made so I can Time Travel. (who says Necessity isn't the Mother of Invention?)

Another upside of having the Reactor is I won't have to worry about recharging the new Gubmint Motors Electric Clown Cars that'll be mandatory in a couple years.