Sorry. That's all I got.
Run your driver's license through a shredder and get back to me in 6 months and update me how your life has changed.
If I may engage in a little prophesying, your update will begin with, "You were right, Mr. Eagle...."
The Texas Eagle is shootin' BLANKS? If an undocumented, unlicensed illegal immigrant gets away, I can only assume you're USED to it already.