Not good enough. If I'm pulled without a license, there are penalties, points and fines. Some illegal goober gets away - with NOTHING?
Sorry. That's all I got.
Run your driver's license through a shredder and get back to me in 6 months and update me how your life has changed.
If I may engage in a little prophesying, your update will begin with, "You were right, Mr. Eagle...."