[Buckeye McFrog]

The Green Police, they come inspecting my lamps
The Green Police, they’ll have me living in camps
The Green Police, they’re coming to arrest me
Oh, no!

You know cap-and-trade ain’t cheap, and nucl’ear ain’t nice
And the e-con-o-my, I don’t think it’ll survive the night,
THE NIGHT...

Cause they’re waiting for me,
They’re coming for me
Every single day
They’re driving me insane
Those cops inside my drain...

(with apologies to Cheap Trick)

[The Great RJ]

Imagine drive by green Nazis using IR cameras looking for homes “wasting energy” and slapping the owners with fines or laws mandating that home owners selling their homes install energy efficient appliance. Coming soon to the People’s Republic of Obamastan.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Here's a picture of the little fire I had to burn some scrap wood and paper/cardboard over the weekend. Come and get me!