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Meghan I'll title your movie.

I'm sure millions of Americans will storm the theatres to see Duff star in

DUMBASS

The story of a whacked in the brain daughter of a screwed in the head Senator.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

"Daddy, I want a movie made about me right now!!"

"Sure thing Meghan darling. Whatever you want, Daddy will buy it for you."

"And I want Hillary Duff to play me!"

"Yes, yes, Meghan, whatever you want."