Posted on 06/26/2009 5:20:26 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
Unparalleled in the history of American political corruption is the backwards collection of scoundrels, scallywags, hooligans, rascals and charlatans collectively known as the Louisiana State Legislature. So seeing a rapper blasting profane lyrics in their chamber is—Very funny!
How exactly this happened is still sort of unclear, but the gist of it is that the state decided to honor "Hurricane Chris," a Shreveport, Louisiana native, for all of his recent success by giving him the floor of the state House of Representatives for a few minutes, rather than say, naming a meaningless street after him or giving him the key to his home city or something.
This got kind of lost in the shuffle of all the Michael Jackson stuff earlier, but there was no way I was letting this night pass without posting it.
And here are the lyrics Hurricane Chris rapped on the floor of the Louisiana House.
Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Hurricane Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow
Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum
She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain't nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry
Well let's get ratchet Let's get ratchet Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming Told her to bust it open let me see what's really happnin She the ship and I'm the captain I'm tha captain Booty bigger than the pus
And I'm all the way in your city I'm from louisianna so you gotta show me how your City do it for that camera Make it drop and bring it back to the top You no amateur Girl you can give it to me it ain't nothing I can't handle She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle And I'm finna finna? Sliding off tha mattress No moving no acting baby this is real action Beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me I know your halle berry Baby there's no acting I beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me for real
She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry
Yea Shreveport! My hometown.
Profound.
Speechless.
In that culture, that’s practically a love song.
I am pissed of and calling my representative Eddie Lambert right now!
At least he dressed respectably.
fing great, one more thing to yell at him about! Thanks:-)
Guess I have to wait until they are in the office to call.
Whatever!
Shows the legislature had too little to do this session; they only worked 2.5-day weeks any way. LA legislators can be easily hoodwinked by demanding constituents.
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