Not a Superstar: Teen 'Scarred' by 56 Tattoos Admits She Lied

Fox News ^ | Tuesday, June 23, 2009 | Staff

[PilotDave]

A teenager who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face while she slept has admitted she lied and was awake the whole time.

London's Daily Telegraph reported Kimberley Vlaminck, who said she fell asleep after asking for only three stars, lied because her father was "furious."

[PilotDave]

Shocking I tell ya...

[shadeaud]

I’d have a huge X tattooed over her mouth

[max americana]

A teenager who lies to her parents? Amazing..

[Lurker]

She should have another bodily orifice sewn shut permantly, too.

[Jet Jaguar]

More to the story. Many here suspected this.

[BallyBill]

I hope she never gets raped. She might have a rough time convincing anyone.

[Campion]

Click on the picture of the tattoo "artist".

Doesn't even look like a human being anymore. Sad.

[rbg81]

Yeah, I would be angry too if my daughter just ruined her life. Oh, well—carnivals need employees too.

[KJC1]

Her parents should make her write a public letter of apology to the tattoo artist she slimed, to be followed by grounding her for the summer where her only time out of the house is to be spent cleaning the tattoo shop from top to bottom each day at no charge.

[sarasmom]

LOL!

Much as I detest tattos, even I didn't believe her lie.
Why any “reporters” did, or implied it was even plausible, is another story altogether.

[pray4liberty]

Are those stars in her face supposed to reflect the rocks in her head?

[Slings and Arrows]

I am Jacques' Total Lack Of Surprise.

[jonatron]

Portrait of the artist:

[KJC1]

She should have another bodily orifice sewn shut permantly, too.

Islamists around the world agree with you. Your comment is really disgusting.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Cant wait to see the slander lawsuit. Someone just hit the lawyerLotto. Wonder if her and the “artist” planned it?

[DJ MacWoW]

Out of line. And rape can be detected by physical trauma to the area. It ain’t made of cast iron.

[Cicero]

She could spend a good many years earning enough money to get these tattoos removed, one by one. I hear it’s pretty expensive.

[Carley]

No duh!

[DustyMoment]

For the life of me, I’ll never understand people’s infatuation with tattoos. God does a pretty good job making people and, IMO, He doesn’t need help.

Statistically, most people who waste their money on tattooss, suffer buyer’s remorse within about 2 weeks. For this young girl, her family would have to spend a small fortune to be able to pay for her buyer’s remorse to have the tattoos removed.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Although she’s a Belgian, she’s probably still an Obamacom. If that’s the case, she’s one star short. Every good Obamacom knows there are 57 states.