[Just another Joe]

What about pirates?

[Joe Boucher]

exactly JOe,
What about Somali pirates, do they get a leg and arm off?

[GraceG]

>> What about pirates? <<

Well with a missing hand and a missing leg, they can get the Hook and peg-leg that they always wanted, hoist the Halal Roger from the stern of their rubber raft and sing a piratin’ tune!

But they can’t drink Rum or eat salted pork cause of their religion so they will be sad pirates now ....

Somolian Pirates We!

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your c_ck
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we

Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we