Taking a page out of Sotomayor’s playbook?
She fractures her RIGHT elbow? Why, that’s definitive PROOF of a vast ‘right wing’ conspiracy out to get her!
Guess she won’t be winging any ashtrays at Slick’s head for a while, LOL!
What a pair.
They are covering up for her.
She broke it patting herself on the back.
To quote Jo Dee Messina: “My give a damn’s busted!”
Either that, or she mouthed off at Rahm.
one would have thought that her thighs would have cushioned the fall.
That hurts really bad.
I’ve done it.
I feel her pain.
Will they have to put her down, like they did Barbaro?
Good one.
Will she be the first patient at Obama’s DC free clinic? If so will she stand in line to show she is a woman “of the people?”
Quick, send her to Cuba for treatment!
Nurses beware. Bill is approaching.
dang, if only obama-care was in place.......she’d have to fix it herself with a shot of whiskey, 2 sticks and some throw out rags.......
That’s a long way to go to get out of standing next to a beautiful woman for a publicity photo. Angelina Jolie is hot, but come on have some self respect.
VERY troubling that the LYING Cheryl Mills is her Chief of Staff.
How long before she holds a press conference and proclaims her thankfullness that she has a wonderful health care plan, but unfortunately too many Americans do not and such an injury could cause bankruptcy for those familes?
Bush’s fault
Attention whore.
Unless she also fractured her a$$, maybe she’ll finally be able to tell the difference.
I shshshshsshshshsattered my elbow.
I do not like Hillary. But I don’t wish her harm, beyond abject failure, that is. Hope she’s O.K.
No Comment.
So what is this lawsuit going to cost the taxpayers? She should slow down to prevent a fall. Not a spring chicken anymore.
'Hillary Clinton fractures elbow in fall'(Coming soon.)Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton fractured her right elbow during a fall Wednesday, her chief of staff said.
However, due to President Obama's new Universal Healthcare Plan Mrs. Clinton was unable to be treated at The George Washington University Hospital, just a few blocks from State Department headquarters. She will undergo surgery in the coming months to Amputate her right arm just above her elbow, Mills said.
A faceless bureaucrat located in the Third Subbasement at the Dept of Health and Human Services issued a statement saying that under the new Healthcare Plan Amputation is the required medical procedure in this instance. It has been determined that it is more cost efficient as 'repairing a broken elbow for a woman her age is not worth the long term costs', the statement read.
Subsequent to the surgery, Mrs Clinton will enter the President's new jobs retraining program. She will be taught how to Sell Pencils on busy sidewalks and how to properly hold a Tin Cup. Under the the jobs retraining program, the Pencils and Tin Cup will be furnished Free Of Charge by the U.S. Government.
I wonder if she’ll settle for a wise Latina as her surgeon, someone who has a “great narrative.” Call me crazy, but I’d want the doctor with the best record and most experience, and I wouldn’t give a damn if he or she were white or black or Hispanic or Asian or if his or her ancestors subjugated or oppressed someone else’s ancestors. I guess I’m just one of those racist conservatives.
Any suggestions as to why this was pretty much a non-event to the drive-bys?
Ooooooo I have done that, its no fun. I feel bad for her, hope she doesn’t need surgery because IT SUCKS 100%.
Never thought I would feel bad for her..... (Scratches head)
Did she throw another ashtray at Beelzebubba and he retaliated?
Pantsuit Locks Up, Hillary Clinton fractures elbow in fall
I don’t believe the story. It is probably an excuse for her to sneak away for a few days for an Addadiktome.