Rules for Lefty Journalists:
If a criminal politician is a Democrat, never print the (D), but always figure a way to work the word “Republican” into the story....
If an effective treatment uses Adult Stem Cells, never print the word “Adult”, but always try to work the word “Embryonic” into the story...
There is another tactic under developement where a sample of bone marrow is augmented/enhanced, the old bone marrow nuked, and the new marrow inserted.