Biden Reveals Location of Top Secret V.P. Hideout

NY Mag ^ | 5/18/09 | staff

[pissant]

Joe Biden let slip the "undisclosed location" where Dick Cheney hid out in the hours after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 to his tablemates during the Gridiron dinner earlier this year. According to Newsweek's Eleanor Clift:

The veep related the story to his head-table dinner mates when he filled in for President Obama at the Gridiron Club earlier this year. He said the young naval officer giving him a tour of the [vice-presidential residence at the Naval Observatory] showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment. The officer explained that when Cheney was in lock down, this was where his most trusted aides were stationed, an image that Biden conveyed in a way that suggested we shouldn’t be surprised that the policies that emerged were off the wall.

[pissant]

They pulled the skin to tight during the last face lift. Cut off the blood to his brain.

[peace with honor]

what brain

[2harddrive]

Joe Biden takes GAFFES to the level of an art form!

[Argus]

Biden’s brain is in an undisclosed location.

[NEMDF]

Just think, he will be PRESIDENT if anything happens to 0bama. Then Pelosi is right behind him.

[BlueStateBlues]

Even his wife has to begin questioning his intelligence.

[pissant]

Lateral transfers. They are all retards.

[The_Victor]

Biden’s brain is in an undisclosed location.

But we can confirm with absolute certainty were his brain isn't.

[a fool in paradise]

They pulled the skin to tight during the last face lift. Cut off the blood to his brain.

They should've pulled his head out of his ***.

He's unfit to possess national security information.

He reminds me of Private Snafu.

Situation Normal- All !#$@!#@$ er Fouled Up!

[I_Like_Spam]

Biden is definitely fulfilling his role as an insurance policy for Obama.

How can anyone think of deposing Obama when this is what would succeed him?

I was a bit wary of the wisdom of impeaching Clinton for the same reasons back in the 90s.

[BlueStateBlues]

And no wonder he borrowed someone else’s life when he ran for prez in 1988. He was too stupid to know he’d get caught.

[Oldexpat]

I would feel honored to have this guy as POTUS. At least we could manipulate and out smart him. I would rather have an ineffective dunce than a clever communist as POTUS.

[70th Division]

From the Ted Baxter of politics

[FatherofFive]

This will save foreign countries a lot on their intelligence budgets - just assign one reporter to follow Joe.

[Boonie]

If this location is considered “classified”, Joe Biden should be arrested for releasing classified information.

[Rummyfan]

Our President has a messiah complex, the vice president is a functioning idiot, and the third-in-line SOTH is a lying manipulative political schemer. I feel so confident in our leadership these days!

[Red Badger]

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Even his wife has to begin questioning his intelligence.

I question hers

[pissant]

And you forgot to mention the GOP responds with worthless patsies like McCain, Steele, McConnell, Cantor, Graham, Crist, etc, etc, etc

[Diogenesis]

[jazusamo]

I’d guess Biden started out with the same brain as anyone when born but it went downhill from there.

[xcamel]

many..
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=Biden%20Reveals

[rvoitier]

Oh that was a good one! Thanks.

[Abathar]

I bet V.P. Cheney must have had himself a nice laugh at the expense of this idiot when he heard about it.

At least HIS *ss was safe when he lived there...

[rvoitier]

Just think, he will be PRESIDENT if anything happens to 0bama.

One sickle-cell away from the presidency.

[b4its2late]

One heartbeat away......... Sheesh. I bet he doesn’t even realize that fact.

[spald]

[Alberta's Child]

Hey, maybe this is the disaster Biden was predicting would face the Obama administration within his first six months in office.

BIDEN: "You'll never believe it, folks . . . the Obama administration will have to deal with a high-ranking incompetent fool whose idiocy will seriously compromise our national security."

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

If Cheney had said this, the hypocritical outrage from the leftist media would have never ended.

[353FMG]

Dumbass Biden better find himself a new hiding place before the next 9/11 type of attack takes place in this country.

[Gaffer]

If you call ‘up your ass’ an undisclosed location, then yes, I’d say his brain is there.

[Voter#537]

"BIDEN: "You'll never believe it, folks . . . the Obama administration will have to deal with a high-ranking incompetent fool whose idiocy will seriously compromise our national security."

ALBERTA'S CHILD WINS

[Revel]

Biden did not just blow it for himself. He blew it for any future VP who’s safety will now be compromised. Therefore this should be considered treason.

[tx_eggman]

Biden’s brain is in an undisclosed location.

Tiny though it is, I can tell you the precise location of Ol' Joe's brain ...

It's up his ass with the rest of his cranium.

[Mack Truck]

Obama claimed his administration would be transparent. Biden is the only thing about the Obama administration that is transparent.

[montyspython]

Ladies and Gentlemen.... Vice President Joseph Dumbass.

[nascarnation]

It’s a fakeout.
The real hiding place is the basement of that burger joint that he and Barry went to last week.

[montyspython]

"Wanna see my secret meat bunker....?"

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Aquinasfan]

No problem, just build a new one.

The U.S. Treasury
We can always print more™

[Argus]

That’s the ticket.

[Churchillspirit]

Biden's brain is in an undisclosed location.

ROFL!

[uncommonsense]

Giving his brain back to Abby Normal?

[a fool in paradise]

In case of dire emergency, perhaps Joe Biden can go visit the UN building.

[a fool in paradise]

Biden is not responsible for finding himself a new hiding place. His security detail is. And I suggest that they not inform him of WHERE this new location is so that Mr. Biden won't leak privileged information a second time.

[Long Island Pete]

I guess this schmuck never thought he would have to use it?

[TexasCajun]