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Michelle Obama Is No. 93 on Maxim Hot 100
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Posted on 05/13/2009 3:00:04 PM PDT by pissant

The Maxim Hot 100--and it's No. 1 hottest female--were just announced, and joining the bootylicious ranks of Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox and Jessica Biel is ... drumroll ... Olivia Wilde, who plays Dr. Remy Hadley on House.

Now. Wilde is drop-dead gorgeous, with stunning, almost feline features and one of those enviably lithe yoga-bods. She's definitely very attractive. But is she hot? There's a noted absence of those signature lad-mag curves that have characterized most of the other No. 1 hotties. Meaning either Maxim is being more expansive in its evals--she's intelligent (spent time at Andover and Georgetown Day) and a talented actress, in addition to being really, really hot. Or it's giving her extra hot-points for making out with Mischa Barton as her lesbian lover on The O.C. Not sure. What do you think?

The other gals who made the cut--including our first lady, at No. 93:

2. Megan Fox

3. Bar Refaeli

4. Malin Akerman

5. Mila Kunis

6. Eliza Dushku

7. Adriana Lima

8. Rihanna

9. Jordana Brewster

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.newsweek.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: babes; barfalert; beauty; bho44; bigbutt; flotusmichelle; larrysinclairslover; michelleobama; obama; partisanpress; pravdamedia; topten; yellowjournalism
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1 posted on 05/13/2009 3:00:05 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

The Obama-googles must be equivalent to about a case of beer....


2 posted on 05/13/2009 3:00:59 PM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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C'mon...I know that her name in the title implies "Barf Alert" but we do have rules, you know...
3 posted on 05/13/2009 3:02:04 PM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: pissant

Helen Thomas must be on there too.


4 posted on 05/13/2009 3:03:16 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (RATs...nothing more than Bald Haired Hippies!)
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Even after two hours in the salon chair, Michele is barely attractive. There is no natural beauty there-—her “beauty” is all smoke, mirrors and special effects.

But hey, those are her good points! 0:)


5 posted on 05/13/2009 3:03:29 PM PDT by RooRoobird20 (1/20/2013: "Change We Can Believe In")
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To: Always Right

93 out of 100 is not that great. I still don’t find her looks all that bad. I am surprised that FREEPERS respond to her looks so much when actually what we should discuss is her ugly insides. Who cares what she looks like. I mean we had some ugly First Ladies who were very nice. Barabra Bush was pretty dang ugly but at least had a wonderful heart and loved America. Michelle does not have a nice heart or loves America.


6 posted on 05/13/2009 3:03:48 PM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: pissant

Maxim magazine has to give away subscriptions to keep up its circulation at a point high enough where it can sell ad space. I’ve had a subscription for the last three years and haven’t paid a cent.

You can add it to the endangered media list.


7 posted on 05/13/2009 3:04:07 PM PDT by Parmenio
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To: pissant

Never heard of any of them,,,,are they significant to society?

Hey, theres a good one, we can now refer to her as Old #93,


8 posted on 05/13/2009 3:05:50 PM PDT by Concho ( No Birth Certificate-No Census!)
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9 posted on 05/13/2009 3:05:59 PM PDT by Joiseydude (Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
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To: Parmenio

I’ve never even opened one before. Not that I have anything against scantily clad women, It just looks like a Cosmopolitan for metrosexuals.


10 posted on 05/13/2009 3:06:02 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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I was speaking with my sister just a while ago and we were talking about how embarrassing it would be to have people talking about our arms!

Michelle's arms seems to be the “butt of jokes”. Hide those anacondas girl, nothing to brag about!

11 posted on 05/13/2009 3:06:03 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
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She’s 93 on the Worst Looking list, right? This headline must be a mistake.


12 posted on 05/13/2009 3:06:59 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective.)
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To: pissant

She’s hot?? I guess if you’re attracted to gangly and awkward women with horse teeth.


13 posted on 05/13/2009 3:08:14 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: napscoordinator

Hey, give the old girl a break. Barbara Bush was pretty good looking when she was young.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcus_e/2975071997/


14 posted on 05/13/2009 3:08:42 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: napscoordinator

the “INSIDES” radiate OUTSIDE....I think that’s what freepers respond to....she’s got an ugly attitude and it shows.


15 posted on 05/13/2009 3:08:52 PM PDT by goodnesswins (WE have a REPUBLIC.....IF we can KEEP IT!!!)
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To: pissant

Is there a semi-nude photo as is typical of Maxim “babes”?


16 posted on 05/13/2009 3:08:53 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (If you like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, the IRS, and the Post Office, you'll love govt Health Care)
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To: Concho

I would think that the attractive women a man actually knows might be more important than a list of women most men will never ever meet. This is really just the media trying to imagine we need them.


17 posted on 05/13/2009 3:10:04 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: pissant

Unfortunatly for Michelle Bela Abzub, Nancy Pelosi, and Helen Thomas came in 10 rankings ahead of her.


18 posted on 05/13/2009 3:10:19 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (If you like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, the IRS, and the Post Office, you'll love govt Health Care)
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To: pissant

Where did Aunt Esther come in?


19 posted on 05/13/2009 3:12:19 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: a fool in paradise
#101 Smokin' hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 posted on 05/13/2009 3:13:27 PM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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