JOE'S PIG PANIC (another Biden screwup)

NY POST ^ | 5/1/09 | EDITORIAL

[Liz]

Mere days after an Air Force One backup buzzed Lower Manhattan, panicking thousands and reviving memories of 9/11, VP Biden scared the bejabbers out of straphangers...."I would not be . . . suggesting [my family] ride the subway." Biden is famous for his dumb utterances.......but there's a real cost to fomenting panic -- if the consequence further depress NY's economy. Time to zip it joe.

[Liz]

It seems all of official Washington wanted to explain" what Biden "meant" to say."
And everybody wants to know how Press Secy Gibbs "knew" what Biden "meant" to say! Read on.

"Rahm? Gibbs. Tell me what Biden "meant" to say ASAP. I need to dupe the WH press corps."

"Pres Obama says keep that idiot Biden off the airwaves.
No more interviews for that big-mouth screwup."

" And Rahm, the President wants five doctors, an EMT crew,
three paramedics and an ambulance parked outside the WH ......
just in case that dead Mexican infected him with swine flu."

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Many appalled observers are wondering how Gibbs got such a high-profile job. He is certainly the worst communicator seen in public office. Methinks this is more of the nefarious work of Boy Wonder Rahm.

Goofy Gibbs is an improbable WH Press Secy......his very appearance is contrived.....to make us all think he's just a goofy nerd, just a little stupid, just a guy who "forgets", who "doesn't know," who "wasn't told."

ITEM Notice that when the flyover issue blew up in their faces......Goofy Gibbs first smirked, and bobbed and weaved, and suggested he "did not know everything that goes on in the WH." When that didn't work, when the blivet hit the fan, Gibbs actually made a coherent statement....THAT HE READ OFF A PIECE OF PAPER. That was done to make sure Gibber did not screwup the Obamaton agit-prop they were forced to invent to cover their sorry *****.

Obfuscation is the name of the con game....the Obamatons have a dedicated agenda to keep the citizens in the dark. Insipid freewheeling fools now run our country---thinking they can say or do anything they want without explanation---like the $328,000 flyover. Their unmitigated contempt for Americans, and for our democracy, is astounding.

ANY VOLUNTEERS? Who wants to wipe that nerdy smirk off Gibbs' goofy face?

Goofball "Barbarino" Gibbs.

Goofball Gibbs' vocabulary does not extend beyond Vinnie-isms: "What?”
“Where?” All this goof knows is “I have no knowledge,” I wasn’t aware,”
“Nobody informed me".

[GeorgiaDawg32]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2241971/posts

[Liz]

"OMG---I shook his hand when he came back from Mexico.
I'm having my colon cleansed....just in case."

[Vaquero]

“Stand Up, Chuck. Let ‘Em See Ya!...Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? “

[JenB987]

And Bush was called stupid. Ha.

Funny ol’ world, ain’t it?

[Red Badger]

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"...I'm having my colon cleansed....just in case."

Joe Biden is the result of a colon cleansing.

[agrace]

LOL!

[raptor29]

Joe’s the only guy in that Adminstration who has told the truth.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

You have to wonder if they stuck those arse hairs a little too deep resulting in permanant brain damage.

[exit82]

When Joe was running for Senate re-election last year here in Delaware, he slogan was “Delaware’s own”.

Now I know what was left off the slogan.

“Delaware’s own village idiot”.

What a maroon.

He needs to be fired as VP and given his own show on Comedy Central.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Do you realize that Joe is more funny than all of the late night comedians who purposely won’t make jokes about Obama?

[ErnBatavia]

Who wants to wipe that nerdy smirk off Gibbs' goofy face?

He's the epitome of the word "Smarmy"...

[ErnBatavia]

“Stand Up, Chuck. Let ‘Em See Ya!...Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? “

Paging Chuck....

[truemiester]

Biden - SWINE flu? OH, GOD! I had bacon this morning. OOOOOOOHH! I’m dyyyyiiinnnngg!

[Paladin2]

In this case, Biden’s advice makes a fair amount of sense.

[TonyInOhio]

.......but there's a real cost to fomenting panic -- if the consequence further depress NY's economy. Time to zip it joe.

Sucks to be you, New York. Next time, don't vote for idiots.

[a fool in paradise]

What did TOTUS mean to say?

The buck stops at the TOTUS programmer’s desk.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“And Bush was called stupid. Ha.

Funny ol’ world, ain’t it?”

Amazing isn't it?
The amount of juvenile utterings from this administration in 100 days is breathtaking.
And the press is.....SILENT

[Liz]

Gibbs' staff.

[Liz]

Please forgive him——Gibbs hasn’t yet been told the South lost the war. (/snic)

[sionnsar]

-- if the consequence further depress NY's economy.

This was written by a jernalist and slipped past a proof reader?

[Titus-Maximus]

Biden is the Court Fool - it is very difficult to take this foaming idiot seriously. When he denigrated those Indians in Delaware as owning 7/11’s he sounded like a tone deaf bigot moron but was never held accountable. (Can you imagine Cheney having said that - it would have been an orgy of media hate visited upon him.) Biden is generally given a pass by the friendly media for his relentless psychotic behavior because he is considered; i) mildly retarded, ii) more than a little senile and iii) (the all-time favorite bad media prophylactic) a leftist Democratic.

Having this jerk as second in command is frightening. His lack of serious thought is appalling for a leader this close to the nuclear button.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

that am the new grammer and spellnig threshold..

[sionnsar]

LOL... but sadly I think you are correct.

[org.whodat]

Joe’s the only guy in that Adminstration who has told the truth.

Correct, common sense answers to avoid the flu, nothing to sneeze at!!!

[org.whodat]

Should have add it is beyond me why people want other people to get sick!!

[Liz]

" Letterman had me on to explain to Americans what I meant."

[AlphaOneAlpha]

Biden is an empty headed clown and national embarrassment. I can’t wait to see how he screws up his first state funeral while representing the USA. But, of course, THIS administration is working on restoring our country’s reputation. Bring in the clowns, including “I’m one breath away from the big job” Biden.

[Gritty]

[Liz]

ROTFLOL.

"I love shoe leather---it's my fave snack."

[Liz]

Biden in his state funeral ensemble.

" Revlon Tangerine Kiss Glace adds a certain je ne sais quoi, don't you think?"

[Liz]

Editing error-—sorry.

[Night Hides Not]

"OMG---I shook his hand when he came back from Mexico. I'm having my colon cleansed....just in case."

It's a very good thing I finished my coffee ten minutes ago...saved me from having to purchase a new keyboard.

[Liz]

Every professional FReeper has a spare keyboard stored closeby.........in case of coffee spews.

[houeto]

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

[AlphaOneAlpha]

Biden in his state funeral ensemble.
“ Revlon Tangerine Kiss Glace adds a certain je ne sais quoi, don’t you think?”

Geez, I just had lunch and now this picture. Yuk.
BTW, are you sure that it’s Biden in the pic and not Kerry?

[Liz]

I believe Biden borrowed the ensemble from Hillary.