Live Thread: *100 Daze* Obama State of the Sham Wow Press Conference (8 P.M. EDT 4/29/09)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 | Kristinn

[kristinn]

Are you following me camera guy?

[library user]

In

[MAD-AS-HELL]

I bet BiBarack celebrates tonight by having LArry Sinclair over in the West wing for a little fun.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

“...But wait, there’s more!”

[ShandaLear]

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me...

Followed by

Bush’s Fault.

[Red_Devil 232]

If I start drinking now I could be ready for bed at 7!

[Snoopers-868th]

Guess I will hang out here ‘cause I sure won’t be watching. Thanks for the thread.

[goodnesswins]

bump for later

[A_Former_Democrat]

Bluto (to Flounder): “My advice? Start drinking heavily”

[musicman]

For those needing an FR scorecard for the "drinking game portion" of the thread"

[upchuck]

Received two movies from Netflix today so my evening is set. I’ll try and check in from time to time.

Just gonna be more lies.

[kristinn]

I think I’ll tape a tea bag to the top of the TV screen for the show. If I put the TV on MSNBC I can tea bag Olbermann and Obama :-)

[library user]

I had a root canal a half-hour ago. I’d rather have another root canal tonight than watch this POS’s press conference.

[advance_copy]

I hope TOTUS plays tricks on him. That TOTUS, he’s such a joker.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

CNN 100 DAY FLASHBACK: After shaky start, Bush gains public approval
CNN.com ^ | May 1, 2001 | By Randy Lilleston

[Apple Pan Dowdy]

I just drank two “cups of tea” (well actually a wee dram of the good stuff) , threw the tea bags at the TV and I’m headed off to bed to read a good book.

[Diogenesis]

100 days of narcissism, bowing and saluting foreign flags and kings.

..... FLASHBACK:

[Rebelbase]

It was a nice dinner tonight. No way I’m going to subject myself to televised Ipecac.

[cripplecreek]

Baseball game on tonight. It’s more important.

[Charles Henrickson]

DUmmie FUnnies 04-28-09 (DUmmies join the "One Hundred Days" Obamamania!)

ONE HUNDRED DAYS
Tune: "Five Hundred Miles"

If you turn the TV on, you can watch the networks fawn
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days
A hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days

Lord, we're one, Lord, we're two, Lord, we're three, Lord, we're four
Lord, we're five trillion dollars in the hole
We're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole
Lord, we're nine trillion dollars in the hole

Not a tax we will lack, got a target on my back
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change
Keep the change, keep the change, keep the change, keep the change
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change

If you like these hundred days and you sing Obama's praise
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
You're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze

[ThreePuttinDude]

I guess I’ll just have to watch the Fox channel

[spectre]

Let us pray..

"Please, Dear Lord, about half-way thru Obama's speech, switch his teleprompter over to a foreign language"...Amen.

sw

[GQuagmire]

Red Sox/ Indians game instead.

[lewisglad]

[GQuagmire]

The B-Ball player screaming in this photo looks like Glen "Big Baby" Davis(my favorite player on the Celtics)

[GQuagmire]

The B-Ball player screaming in this photo looks like Glen "Big Baby" Davis(my favorite player on the Celtics)

[kristinn]

Be careful what you wish for:

Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it’ll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.”

[randomhero97]

LMAO

[spacejunkie01]

I was going to recommend that we ALL tune in to the Fox network channel and run their viewership up so that Drudge will run the numbers that Fox way outdid any other channel that showed odumbo!

[bicyclerepair]

“Lie to Me” at 8pm.

[ThreePuttinDude]

LOL. that would be great... I think I’ll turn on all the sets to Fox

[RDasher]

A funny thing about Obama’s tax cuts for 95 percent of working people. I am on Social Security my windfall will be a check for $250. Supposedly in late May.

My wife works part time, she has no federal withholding at her income level; therefore no Obama tax break on withholding.

My daughter is in college, in her part time job she also has no federal tax withholding again no Obama tax cut.

Looks like we are not members of the 95 percent he was talking about.

[spectre]

Groan...

[lewisglad]

"Good news from the Eastern Front comrades!"

[Tanniker Smith]

Does this mean that “Lost” won’t be on at the usual time?

[Roscoe Karns]

[Lorraine]

I’m hoping that we’ll get to see the whole Lost episode. I’ll be watching Lie to Me and then switching to Lost.

[Diogenesis]

"Lie to Me" is now on all channels.
Fox has the fiction version.

[lewisglad]

here we go! Glenn Beck presents the Obama National Anthem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46t_nrySg4&feature=related

[cripplecreek]

LOL that’s a good’n.

[John W]

Well, anybody watching?

[twin2]

My local Fox station has canned Lie to Me and is going with the presser. Where will I hide now?

[pbear8]

Wash your hands

[spacejunkie01]

yeahhhhhhhhh....where’s our token watcher??

[Dinah Lord]

What do you want to bet nobody even read the damn budget bill.

[KarlInOhio]

I'm watching. My drinking word is "billion". If you don't hear from me after 8:15, please call an ambulance for accute alcohol poisoning because he spent too much and I drank too much.

[Dinah Lord]

I see the big screen TOTUS at the back of the room!

[John W]

You’re a brave man.

[Snoopers-868th]

No flags!

[cripplecreek]

Tigers take a 1-0 lead over the Yankees. Tigers wearing Joba Chamberlain out.