That an Earth centric model of the universe has most objects in the Universe orbiting at many times the speed of light doesn’t bother you?
You did flunk general relativity, didn’t you!
‘creation physicist D. R. Humphreys wrote in 1994, if we were in a special place close to the center [this would be] exceedingly improbable on a chance basis. It therefore strongly smacks of purpose, and is thus unpalatable to most theorists today’
Sheesh!