Posted on 04/28/2009 8:45:06 AM PDT by JDAM2007
Saying it must strictly adhere to the rule that no pig shall pass their lips--or enter their bloodstream--Nation of Islam leaders today told members they should not contract the swine flu.
The NOI prohibits members from eating pork because it considers the pig to be an 'unclean' animal. It holds the same feeling toward the swine flu.
"The pig is a nasty foul beast and no man should eat of it,"said Minister Bartholomew 298X, NOI chief of health and wellness for Mosque #458. "Nor shall he allow it to infect his white blood cells or his red blood cells or take residence in the holy places of his bowels."
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LOL
What if all the jihadi’s get it?
OMG thats funny
"...the holy places of his bowels."Let the homosexual jokes begin! Surely with a softball like this, someone can hit it out of the park.
Dear Leader’s “church” honored their leader with a lifetime achievement award.....
death cult bump
Get down with it, baby.
If a muslim dies of the Swine flu he gets 72 piglets.
That is pretty amusing. It also shows the intellect we’re dealing with.
Specifically the holy place of his Obama-hole, or O-hole for short.
Mmmmm, unprocessed pork products....agghghghghhh /Homer
Idiots
From what I hear, the Jewish aren’t too happy with the thought of being taken out with a flu named after swine either. Will the CDC ever learn not to offend those they area trying to protect???
LOL - for a minute there, you had me!
>If a muslim dies of the Swine flu he gets 72 piglets.
Now THAT is funny.
What an opportunity for Israel to arrange some free Mexican vacations for Iranians.
“”holy places of his bowels.”
OMG thats funny”
Considering that Muslims are queers in that they approve of sodomy I guess it is “holy” for them!
Heh. Too easy to believe, though.
Some one needs to explain to that genius that you don’t get it from EATING pork...
I thought for sure this was The Onion or some other satire. It isn’t.
Wow. Just wow.
Israel renames unkosher swine flu (they call it Mexiflu)
BBC | Page last updated at 16:36 GMT, Monday, 27 April 2009 17:36 UK
Posted on 04/27/2009 7:34:24 PM PDT by Perdogg
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2239276/posts
Gov’t wants to change virus’ name from ‘swine flu’
Associated Press | April 28, 2009
Posted on 04/28/2009 1:43:14 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2239828/posts
U.S. officials want ‘swine’ out of flu name
Reuters UK | Apr. 28, 2009 | Tabassum Zakaria
Posted on 04/28/2009 3:46:16 PM PDT by Baladas
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2239903/posts
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