Hillary Clinton Tries to Pay Down Debt by Raffling Off Day With Her Husband

Fox News ^ | Friday, April 10, 2009 | Fox News

[mware]

The secretary of state's long-shuttered presidential campaign is still trying to pay off a steep debt, and has launched a new fundraising pitch urging donors to give money and compete for the chance to win one of three "exclusive prizes." One of those is a day with Bill Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is so eager to pay off her campaign debt, she's resorted to selling her husband -- for a day, anyway.

The most exclusive prize? A day of "adventure" in the Big Apple with former President Bill Clinton.

The other prizes are nothing to sneeze at either. One lucky winner and a guest with attend the "American Idol" season finale. The other gets a flight to Washington, D.C., for a weekend in the nation's capital, complete with a lunch with Democratic strategists and Clinton loyalists James Carville and Paul Begala. The secretary of state's long-gone presidential campaign still is trying to pay off a steep debt and has launched a new fundraising pitch urging donors to give money and compete for the chance to win one of three "exclusive prizes."

[mware]

Pimping out Bill.

[mewzilla]

Ick.

[driftdiver]

Interns run for the hills.

[webschooner]

... from a bidder in the back ... we have ... “a partridge in a pear tree.”

[just me]

This is a joke right?

[mware]

a weekend in the nation's capital, complete with a lunch with Democratic strategists and Clinton loyalists James Carville and Paul Begala

I would rather have root canal.

[MAexile]

A day of “adventure” in the Big Apple with former President Bill Clinton.

Tour of the red light district?

[mware]

Nope they have talked about it about three times on Fox & FRiends.

[depressed in 06]

Complete with blue dress, pre-stained.

[mware]

Oh dear, I have a feeling this thread is going to be dripping with sarcasms.

[freekitty]

Why can’t she pay off the debt with her own money.

[mware]

Fox and FRiends on the story again.

[gwilhelm56]

**A day of “adventure” in the Big Apple with former President Bill Clinton.**

And Hillary promises a 10% discount on the winning bid ... if the winner will NOT BRING BACK, BILL!!

[mware]

Oh dear, you are permitted to bring a guest. This is going to get ugly fast.

[mewzilla]

I would rather have root canal.

Oh, I don't know. I suppose one could consider it a seminar of sorts...

A weekend spent with one of America's foremost experts on sexually transmitted diseases....

That sounds more highbrow, don't it?

Still....

Ick.

[2harddrive]

I would RATHER have a day (or a date) with Monica Lewinsky!

[Beagle8U]

Forth prize is a night with Chelsey in the Lincon bedroom.

[mware]

An exact quote.

"A truly once in a lifetime chance: you and a guest will spend a day with President Clinton and a weekend of fun filled adventure in New York,"

[mewzilla]

Why can’t she pay off the debt with her own money.

Because limosine libs are only free with other people's money :)

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

What else would we expect from hick trailer trash?

[NaughtiusMaximus]

And second prize is two days with Bill.

[mware]

Keep it classy Hillary, keep it classy.

I did find it interesting that donating the highest amount does not win the prize, It gets you in a raffle to win the prize, just the same as donating $5.00 does.

[bgill]

Achoo!

[WesternPacific]

I wish someone could win the bid and award it to Monica Lewinsky.

[mware]

Wait till Rush gets on the radio on Monday.

[DGHoodini]

Hill pimps Bill...O’Reilly wins the weekend! :o)

[mewzilla]

I did find it interesting that donating the highest amount does not win the prize, It gets you in a raffle to win the prize, just the same as donating $5.00 does.

Uh huh.

:)

Whatcha wanna bet Bubba checks out the DMV pics of the contestants first.

[indylindy]

These people, and all the democrats, are just so tacky.

[Buddygirl]

Wouldn’t spend the day with Klintoon if he was the last man on earth!

[pnut22]

Sounds illegal to me.

[silverleaf]

How about lunch with Carville and Begala? There’s a prize....

[DGHoodini]

What? No interest in A Weekend at Billys?
He’s guaranteed to be just as stiff as Bernie! :oD

[AngieGal]

According to the rules, you can enter without donating by sending an entry through the mail. I know that would be frustrating to them if they got too many entries this way.

[George Smiley]

Beat me to it.

Great minds.

[boxerblues]

Prostitution is legal in New York, who knew?

Has Bill been certified disease free?

Is there a no groping clause?

[mware]

Hey it could have been with Olberman and Matthews.

[silverleaf]

um um um

I think I’d take the steak knives instead

[Ditter]

Lunch with carvile and begala? Spending the day with bill might be fun, at least he is entertaining. But lunch with those 2 would be sickening.

[Rocky]

It’s like a side show at the carnival. Bill, Carville, Begala... all we lack is the bearded lady.

[DooDahhhh]

I think a day with any of those bastards would be non appealing to me.

[just me]

So now the Secretary of State Office is male escort service?

[mware]

The winner must be warned not to use the sinks in any of the restrooms.

[Yossarian]

He's being auctioned off?

Well, I guess Clinton was the first black President, after all...

[mewzilla]

Prostitution is legal in New York, who knew?

Eliot Spitzer?

:)

[mware]

So now the Secretary of State Office is male escort service?

Stunning isn't it?

[grey_whiskers]

What? So his nights are already booked?

...for those 3AM phone calls, right?

Cheers!

[boxerblues]

Hillary’s reality TV show Pimp my Hubby

[Zakeet]

Pimping out Bill.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Sue them for discriminating against all non-leftists!

[MinuteGal]

Former U. S. Secretaries of State: John Jay.....Thomas Jefferson.....Edmund Randolph.....John Marshall.....James Madison.....James Monroe.....Henry Clay.....Martin Van Buren.....William Jennings Bryan.....Daniel Webster.....

Talking about money-grubber Hillary Clinton trailer-trashing the historically-respected office of U.S. Secretary of State, next thing you know we'll have a U.S. Secretary of the Treasury who's a tax evader.

Oh, wait a minute.......

Leni