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No Laughing Matter ... Mark Steyn
Steyn Online ^ | 2 April 2009 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 04/02/2009 6:07:17 AM PDT by Rummyfan

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To: Rummyfan; Tax-chick
You *do* realize, of course, that this is now offically a hate crime.

Screw 'em.

Cheers!

41 posted on 04/02/2009 5:06:58 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Dustbunny

Did you click the link I sent? That’s the link I was referring to.


42 posted on 04/02/2009 5:18:28 PM PDT by Hildy (Dr. King had a dream. Obama has an ELF who has a “plan”.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Lawyers are “open season”, right?

Attorney; Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Witness; Did you actually pass the bar exam?


Attorney; Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

Witness; The autopsy started around 8:30pm.

Attorney; And Mr Denton was dead at the time?

Witness; If not, he was by the time I finished.


Attorney; Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

Witness; No.

Attorney; Did you check for blood pressure?

Witness; No.

Attorney; Did you check for breathing?

Witness; No.

Attorney; So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Witness; No.

Attorney; How can you be so sure, Doctor?

Witness; Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Attorney; I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

Witness; Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law...


Attorney; She had three children, right?

Witness; Yes.

Attorney; How many were boys?

Witness; None.

Attorney; Were there any girls?

Witness; Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

43 posted on 04/02/2009 7:37:05 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Hildy
Did you click the link I sent? That’s the link I was referring to.

No but I will now.

44 posted on 04/02/2009 8:51:55 PM PDT by Dustbunny ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatch)
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To: Hildy

Thanks for posting. That was obviously an article I missed. Unfortunately, true and very scary.


45 posted on 04/02/2009 8:54:50 PM PDT by Dustbunny ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatch)
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To: potlatch

LOL! :^D


46 posted on 04/02/2009 9:25:54 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve unclogged the toilets and the urinal, or cleaned up blood or baby poop or...well, you get the idea. I wash my hands A LOT at work, LOL!

I hear you. I sympathized with the maintenance crew who, basically, had to do the same. And yet they felt sorry for us stockers who "had to throw all those boxes around". Go figure.

47 posted on 04/03/2009 8:27:13 AM PDT by Oatka ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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To: MeekOneGOP

How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That is a job for the working class.


48 posted on 04/03/2009 5:11:47 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Yep!

Zachary!


49 posted on 04/03/2009 11:02:41 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
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To: grey_whiskers

And also this one—the Black Knight calls Arthur a “pansy”—homophobic if I ever heard it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONRnvoBXizY&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div


50 posted on 04/05/2009 1:58:33 PM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner (For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son that whosoever believes in Him should not die)
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To: MeekOneGOP; Lady Jag; potlatch; NRA2BFree
RE your: “How do you make a fruit cordial?”

Just for grins and, proving, once again, that Yeats has left the planet (...and that not all Irish are 'poets'), I submit the following:


51 posted on 04/12/2009 8:25:38 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
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To: Seadog Bytes; devolve

Nice ‘write’ Seadog, and so true.


52 posted on 04/13/2009 10:07:56 AM PDT by potlatch (A burden shared gets lighter)
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