FreeRepublic Announcement- Partnership Agreement

FreeRepublic Announcement

[Admin Moderator]

FreeRepublic Announcement- Partnership Agreement with the Church of Scientology

Citing the need to improve its image in the World Wide Web, the Church of Scientology, today, announced a partnership with the world's leading political Website, FreeRepublic.com.

In a statemet, FreeRepublic founder, Jim Robinson welcomes this new partnership as a way to both help finance FreeRepublic as well as spread the gospel of L. Ron Hubbard. "We appreciate the Church approaching us. I have been in talks with them since converting to Scientology almost a year ago. I encourage all members to pick up a copy of Dianetics and contact an auditor.

The Scientology Volunteer Ministers are planning to help over 3,000 intial members in the next year. Through the use of the technology of the study, developed by Scientology Founder, L. Ron Hubbard, they are helping young people lay the foundation for a successful life.

Right after the 2006 congressoinal elections, a group of French Scientologists contacted Jim Robinson to provide emotional disaster relief. Five years later they continue to help the people, particularly in the religoin threads. They have trained moderators and have created a grassroots Scientology Volunteer Ministers movement on FreeRepublic. “This has been adventurous, incomparable and unforgettable!” said one of the volunteers about the work they are doing in FreeRepublic.

“I am extremely happy about this seminar on education called ‘The Technology of Study,’” wrote the principal of one of the schools. “I hope you will continue to serve humanity by sharing your knowledge, your skills and experience with present and future generations.”

The moderators are just as enthusiastic in their praise for the program. “Before I had many difficulties in moderating and I did not know why,” wrote one moderator after the seminar. “In three days, I learned that these difficulties are due to three barriers to modding. Now I know the solutions to these barriers, so I can learn easily.”

Scientology FReeper Ministers provide seminars in study technology and other practical tools to help people succeed in life. For more information on the Scientology FReeper Ministers visit their web site at www.freeperministers.org or the official Scientology web site at www.scientology.org.

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[Admin Moderator]

More information coming soon, but I encourage everyone to buy a copy of Dianetics and learn what Scientology can do for you.

[JRios1968]

IBTZ!!!

[Fudd Fan]

APRIL FOOL

oh my what fun

[Obadiah]

Gee, and here I was thinking we would link up with the Nation of Islam...

[stylecouncilor]

LOL.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Over my dead body!!!!! LOL!

April Fools!

[Constitution Day]

Ha.

Ha.

April Fool’s Day sucks.

[AppyPappy]

I got a Thetan in me bum

[GQuagmire]

Born at night, not last night.....

[ConservativeMind]

Cool, maybe now I won’t have to pay them $20,000 to get their innermost secrets.

[wolfpat]

Today’s date wouldn’t have anything to do with this, would it?

[Sub-Driver]

About time!

[gimme1ibertee]

LOLOL!!!! Good one!! April Fools!!

[InvisibleChurch]

Where does one sign up to be a follower of Robintology?

[TaraP]

I almost went YEEGADS!!!!!!!!!

Happy April Fool’s!.....

[Batman11]

With the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers in office every day is April Fools Day!

[MeanWestTexan]

Very good. Happy April fools.

[Professor_Leonide]

LOL! I get it now, April Fool’s Joke!

If it’s not a joke, will we get a 15% discount on “Dianetics”? I sure hope so.

[Sidebar Moderator]

Tom Cruise on Line 1 for you, Admin...

[dalereed]

Cancel my monthly contribution immediatly!

[NoLibZone]

Can I have Travolta’s autograph?

Not Tom Cruises, just Travolta’s.

[abb]

Just damn. I guess now we’ll have video clips posted of the admins jumping up and down on sofas...

[mnehring]

I heard this will be the new Religion Mod

[Interesting Times]

The joint press conferences featuring Kristinn and Tom Cruise are sure to be entertaining.

[GeronL]

lol. thats hilarious.

alternative funding sources??

[F15Eagle]

LOL

[colorado tanker]

Does that mean another April Fool, Tom Cruise, will become a FReeper?

[McGruff]

[lastchance]

What a splendid idea!! This partnership should really put us freepers on the map. Do we get to tour the org? Will we reach Thetan status with undue haste? I am overjoyed at this wonderful opportunity. You go Jim.

[ShadowAce]

heh—I saw the headline and immediately thought “Democratic Underground”

[anniegetyourgun]

You're a nutjob...

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Are y’all ‘goofin’ the floof’? LMAO! I’m feeling very ‘enturbulated’ today.

[Frantzie]

Oh Great. Tom Cruise bought FR. At least he is not a mega lib like Sean Penn.

[Professor_Leonide]

No, don’t cancel anything. Scientology is A-OK in my book, even though I’m not a Scientologist. Let’s not be that way OK?

Of course, I am certain that this is an April Fool’s Joke, but if it isn’t, what’s the harm of partnering with Scientology? No harm at all.

[anymouse]

Ok, but the Mods are going to have to lay off the drugs now. ;)

[I'm ALL Right!]

April fools!

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Born at night, not last night.....

Or: I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

[ShadowAce]

“Come out da closet, Tom!!!”

[Tucsonican]

How much to be a “level 12”? Can I reserve a spot on the ship? My last E-meter readings were a little out of whack ‘cause I was stoned as hell. Does that mess up my chances at reaching “Thetan”? Will an extra $50 help to make up the difference?

[Religion Moderator]

Pity, now all of the Religion Moderators will be out of work.

[happygrl]

hah Ha Ha!!!

[Petronski]

At least I won’t have to wear magic underwear.

[tiredoflaundry]

heheheheheheheh Can we have the screen names for Tom Cruise, John Travolta...etc?

[AnnGora]

Does this mean the end to all quarterly Freep-a-thons?

[Plutarch]

In a statemet, FreeRepublic founder, Jim Robinson...

Isn't it Free Republic, not FreeRepublic?

[fiodora]

I said to myself, what’s next?

A shrine for the Messiah by the FReepers?

[tiredoflaundry]

LOLOLOL!

[Publius6961]

Wait a minute...

Let me check the date of this report.

...ha ha...?

[Frantzie]

Anybody got a picture of them in their Sea something group uniforms.

Scientology has a group Sea something where they wear navy style uniforms and they are supposedly the internal police like the SS. Why the navy uniforms? Because L. Ron was a “naval hero” on a destroyer.

I do not think there are any pictures with Tom in one. the funny thing is the leader of Scientology iis shorter than Tom Cruise.

[randog]

You had me ‘til I saw the name “L. Ron Hubbard”

Happy April Fools!