I really like turtles! DiFi is another kind of reptile!
Disclaimer: this is gallows humor, I'm actually punch-drunk, I don't mean it seriously, I recant, submit and kneel before the truth squads, Hail Obama Caesar, Hail Brock, Hail Podesta.
We also need a place where we can isolate all roaches...
A long time ago when Feinstein was mayor of SF, I worked at the data center in the basement of City Hall. One time Mayor Feinstein was exiting from the basement side exit, and she tripped. A co-worker and good buddy of mine caught her before she crashed to the floor. After all the liberal crap she's done to this country, I wish my friend hadn't caught her! At least now I could've smiled at that image if it happened like that.
Even if I showed this article that a Republican (the horrors!) actually advocates solar power, to my liberal friends they won’t believe it.
I sometime confuse the accelerator for the brake.
Reminds me of the old ‘lawyer joke’:
What’s the difference between a dead raccoon in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the raccoon.
Certainly not if there was a risk of spilling a coffee or soda.
You’re kidding, right?
That’s a trick question isn’t it...