The 46 Year-Old Political Virgin Didn't Get His Hands Dirty With PAC Money (USA Toady!)

March 2, 2009 | aas

[an amused spectator]

imgae courtesy of our FRiends at Tom McMahon (The Strategy of Bingo. The Excitement of Chess.)

You can't make this stuff up! I was checking USA Toady for the latest news from The Obama Crash & Depression, and on the front page is this story about PACs spent a record $416M on '08 federal election. Well, that's interesting, sez I, so I click on it, and lo & behold!

According to USA Toady fiction writer John Fritze, Obama, the 46 Year-Old Political Virgin, is going to have trouble with those Nasty Special Interests on Capitol Hill, even though The Messiah himself "shunned" dealings with the Capitol Hill PAC Money Changers.

Pictured on the article are Rep. Kevin Brady (R-TX), Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX), Rep. David Scott (D-GA), and Rep. John Tanner (D-TN). Of course, the two Republicans are listed first, and no party affiliations are evident in the caption, so if you start digging and then get bored, you'll just come to the conclusion that they're ALL Evil Republicans.

In the rest of the article, the Democrat brand is swept under the carpet, and only one Republican, Evil Joe Barton from the Hated Land of Texas, is held up as the Anecdote that stands for all the rest (of the Evil Republicans Bribe-Takers).

[an amused spectator]

One thing that Obama sycophant John Fritze failed to mention in his FAX release from the White House was that Evil Republicans are pretty much roadkill on Obama's Big Highway To The Socialist Paradise.

Guess Fritze must have had a couple of bowls too many of ObamasAss^TM ice cream when he was transcribing the White House FAX. Don't they know there's hallucinogens in that stuff? ;-)