Michelle and Barack Obama have visited several churches and will see a few more, but haven't decided on a place to worship.What?!?
There has to be a 'Church of Satan' in D.C.
Posted on 02/07/2009 12:58:19 PM PST by Libloather
BWAAAA! Poifect!
When he do that Voo Doo that he do so well!
Trying to be regionally accurate for my Papa Barack idea...
What church did they attend when he was Senator?
Indeed. Probably didn’t like them because they were too judgmental and all that sort of stuff, like telling people what is wrong and how to lead lives of honesty, integrity, honor and spirituality.
Best they stick to Rev Wright or their mosque.
Gibbs said the president likely misses not having a regular place of worship
LMAO, he does that every night when he dons his Muslim garb
But still...I think he may go bigtime...The Cathedral or nothing.
That’s what I was thinking, too.
Hard to find a church with the right amount of hate, without going over the top.
Michelle and Barack Obama have visited several churches and will see a few more, but haven't decided on a place to worship.What?!?
And what, exactly, do you have to do to upgrade your account with, um, SATAN?
I would expect Uh_bummer to create His own, like the church of england in the old days, what about the church of the robbing future with Himself as self appointed deity..
Then he can sneak The Wright puke reverend in for the writing of His word...Good Lord...
There are several AME churches around D.C., he should go and congregate with those who elected him.
They might like this place
The Metropolitan Community Church of Washington, DC
http://www.mccdc.com/index.htm
It’s ultra liberal and anything goes. No sin!
Barack and Michelle are still searching for a Church in a multi use building. Preferably it would have the entrance and appearance of a church in the front and a drive thru window performing abortions in the back.
They went to church in Chicago. Few senators stick around DC on weekends. In fact their usual work week is Tuesday through Thursday, though a few are there on Mon or Fri. for a little procedural stuff so they can say they were in session. They go home almost every weekend. Michelle and the girls didn't live in DC.
Queen Pelosi has a huge jet to take her to California on weekends without stopping to refuel. How could a Queen be expected to have a small jet that couldn't fly coast to coast without a stop?
See Post #73. That’s the one! MCC
The Episcopal Church, the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, the Presbyterian Church (USA), the United Methodist Church, or the United Church of Christ.
He'll probably stick with the UCC, one of the most liberal denominations out there.
The UCC is one of the fastest declining — and most liberal — of America’s church denominations. In 2005, the UCC became the first major denomination in the U.S. to endorse same-sex “marriage.” Since then, over 200 congregations have decided to leave the church.
Hate filled preachers are hard to find I guess!
The problem is they won’t let Jeremiah get near a mosque in DC.
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