Posted on 01/31/2009 8:26:44 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Mark Steyn: Stimulated right into being another Europe Plan also could trigger protectionist backlash, just like during the Depression. Mark Steyn Syndicated columnist
Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, is on TV explaining the (at this point the congregation shall fall to its knees and prostrate itself) "stimulus." "How," asks the lady from CBS, "does $335 million in STD prevention stimulate the economy?"
"I'll tell you how," says Speaker Pelosi. "I'm a big believer in prevention. And we have, er… there is a part of the bill on the House side that is about prevention. It's about it being less expensive to the states to do these measures."
Makes a lot of sense. If we have more STD prevention, it will be safer for loose women to go into bars and pick up feckless men, thus stimulating the critical beer and nuts and jukebox industries. To do this, we need trillion-dollar deficits, which our children and grandchildren will have to pay off, but, with sufficient investment in prevention measures, there won't be any children or grandchildren, so there's that problem solved.
The more interviews Speaker Pelosi gives explaining how vital the STD industry is to restarting the U.S. economy, the more I find myself hearing "syphilis" every time she says "stimulus." In late September, America was showing the first signs of "primary stimulus" – a few billion lesions popping up on the rarely glimpsed naughty bits of the economy: the subprime mortgage racket, the leverage kings. Now, the condition has metastasized in a mere four months into the advanced stages of "tertiary stimulus," with trillions of hideous, ever more inflamed pustules sprouting in every nook and cranny as the central nervous system of the body politic crumbles into total insanity
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LOL!
Nicely put.
BUMP!
Closer to Zimbabwe than Europe.
Steyn ping & exerpt:
Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, is on TV explaining... “How...the...$335 million in STD prevention stimulate the economy?”
“I’ll tell you how,” says Speaker Pelosi. “I’m a big believer in prevention. And we have, er… there is a part of the bill on the House side that is about prevention. It’s about it being less expensive to the states to do these measures.”
Makes a lot of sense. If we have more STD prevention, it will be safer for loose women to go into bars and pick up feckless men, thus stimulating the critical beer and nuts and jukebox industries.
"I'll tell you how," says Speaker Mussolini. "I'm a big believer in prevention."
So's her boss...note his recent fatwah against Rush had two critical verbs..."can't" and "don't". The Party of Can't and Don't ( also known as the party of the KKK) has taken charge of a global shift to the left! If they're not careful, they could stop the Earth's rotation, which would make Algore's predictions of global warming true (for half the globe anyway)!
Classic Steyn, as 99% usual!
I detect a shift in his tone; little less satirical, more angry.
Steyn ping.
I’m a big believer in prevention, too. If we prevent congress from spending, we get the economy back. How’s that sound, Anunziata?
If we prevent pregnancy through abstinence, we are 100% successful in achieving prevention. And you, Anunziata?
I’m guessing she is more interested in preventing the spread of the minorities she claims to love, though, from her multizillion mansion in Pacific Heights, I doubt she can see any of them, even though they comprise a large part of her constituency.
Thanks for the Steyn ping. This is like watching a boat go over a waterfall.
Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u79Wl8cX5Kw
“Stimulus package math for dummies”
(Added January 31, 2009)
It’s like watching a star explode in Astronomy. Our economy is so large, it takes a long long time. But - it’s happening.
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ROTFLOL. "Stimulated" into being another Europe....
Not to worry------"syphillis and stimulate" is Planned Phood's specialty.
PP will (ahem) rise to the occasion, rubbers in hand, and a K-12 course on how to avoid STD's.
"the more I find myself hearing "syphilis" every time she says "stimulus." LOL!
2 posted on Saturday, January 31, 2009 11:28:50 AM by livius
Pelosi's STD stimulus package gives new meaning to the phrase
"liberal claptrap"...
Rubber stamp liberalism?
Pelosi is fast becoming a character from an Evelyn Waugh novel. The Condom Queen of American Liberalism.
Naughty, naughty.
ROFL! People work in those industries so it must be good.
Plan also could trigger protectionist backlash, just like during the Depression.
Ernie. The more I observed N.P. the more I think she has syphilis on the brain. This broad is so screwed up, well I had better watch my tongue, I could offend some of our wonderful ladies at this site.
OK Nancy... second question how is it cheaper for the feds to do it than the states exactly?
Who knew?
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