Japanese Toy Maker Makes Hilarious Precision OBAMA Dolls..!

Gamu Toys, KK (Japanese companY) ^ | Jan 21st, 2009 | gaijin

[gaijin]

This site details high-quality close-up photos of their realistic Barak Obama doll line. With accessories, doll can be configured as gangster, rapper, or more fantastic roles, like rigorous intellectual. A smaller, kool-aid drinking fan (or DC journlists) could feature the dolls as experienced, inspiring leader with concrete plans. The photos are not to be missed, would provide good Obama spoof fodder for future critical articles, parodies, etc.

[netmilsmom]

I love the Japanese! They just don’t care about PC!

[allmendream]

They need one of the hands to be giving the famous “one finger salute” that 0bama is so fond of.

[Bon mots]

Will Barbie clothes fit it?

Their server must have crashed... can’t get through.

[Skooz]

LOL!

Excellent.

[null and void]

Disappointing.

No Borat Obama...

[a fool in paradise]

Precision?

They have the wrong finger extended...

[netmilsmom]

Please, please, please, could you translate this and tell us how much they cost?

We want this one. Ninja 0

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Why do the pics only show up as little blue squares with ? marks in them? Cuz I’m on a Mac?

[EggsAckley]

The ears are just not right. Way too small.

[Roses0508]

Too funny! Keep this bumped. We can use the amusement. Those Japanese are so clever.

[OneWingedShark]

What is the company’s stock Index? I think I got some investing to do...

Also, the potential for humor stop-motion filmogrophy is... limitless.

[gaijin]

Here's another good one:

I'd probably configure him to be knocking over a liquor store, or something...

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Nevermind! They just loaded.

[Revolting cat!]

"But friends, much more than this,
I did it my waaaaaay!"

[dragonblustar]

Life like mole too!

[Revolting cat!]

It takes rong to road!

[Right Wing Assault]

The ones of him with guns are precious! Kind like seeing Jack Bauer wearing a tutu.

[Cyber Liberty]

[Bon mots]

[uglybiker]

You mean 'hirarious', don't you?

[Eye of Unk]

What another full size sex doll?

[Bon mots]

Sorry, for the big one...

[MeanWestTexan]

"You know, stupid people should wear a sign. One day I was in the Senate and Ted Kennedy came in my office having drank about a bottle of Chivas Regal. He said, 'Hussein, olr' buddy . . . "

[CaribouCrossing]

In an effort to keep the Obama dolls as realistic as possible, I would suggest that the doll must say, “um” and use the word “extraordinary” ad nauseum.

[gaijin]

I'd have him with the pistol, raiders jersey and baggy shorts.

He could be threatening Barbie on some dingy, run-down street corner with stuff like, "Ummm..gimme my extraordinary money, bit**...!!"

And he'd have the piece pointed at her.

[keepitreal]

I'm Barack Obama - you're new American Idol.

[keepitreal]

I'm sorry, but this is all so very far-fetched. Don't the Japanese know that Obama has already banned all automatic weapons, pistols, machetes, pocket knives and Jedi knight laser swords?

[popdonnelly]

Does he walk on the flag?

[keepitreal]

I bet Bill Clinton wishes he had a removable left hand like this doll. He could have just switched out hands when he wanted to go on the prowl - no telltale wedding ring dent.

[Dr.Deth]

"No, Barack, I am your father!

Bet you didn't dream about that, did you?"

[Dr.Deth]

Mammy!

[keepitreal]

“No, Barack, I am your father!

Bet you didn’t dream about that, did you?”

Then, I guess, Barack is truly an ALIEN!

[Chode]

and 0bama take another one in the.................................HA ha!!!

[JohnBovenmyer]

Props for a Team America sequel.

[PGR88]

The ears aren’t big enough.

[rabidralph]

Obama looks like John Allan Mohammed, the DC sniper.

[Gondring]

I love that!

“Obarri-Two, I am your father....”

[Gondring]

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