Posted on 01/20/2009 8:52:17 AM PST by engrpat
The Inauguration Day 2009 Drinking Game
Drink Every Time Someone Says:
“Historic” “Monumental” “Kennedy” “Lincoln” “Change” (as a noun) “Most anticipated inauguration in history” The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters. Drink Every Time:
Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable. You see Oprah crying. W glances at his watch. You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd. Chris Matthews appears to get a boner. You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt. A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song. Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious asshole. Someone in the crowd passes out. You see a bearded hippie. Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign. A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism. Have fun on Tuesday. And don’t blame us when you’ve got a lampshade on your head twenty minutes into the telecast.
Geez, by quarter past noon we’ll all be hammered!
Another idea... along with your drink for each occurrence, set aside a quarter to donate to FreeRepublic.
I’m not going to watch, I’ll just drink.
I had a lampshade on my head since before the ceremony started. And I’m not drinking.
Like your idea, cut out the middle man and go for it. I think I will buy stock in several liquor companies, sure there will be a lot of it going on for the next four years.
This song sounds like the Death Dirge to America. What used to be and may never be the same again.
Roberts buggered up the wording of the oath and Obama talked over him. A bit shaky!
Typical turgid classical thingy.
I wish Aretha hadn’t jazzed up “My Country ‘tis of Thee” so much.
.........how about a drink for every hollywood celeb the TV shows........90% of hollywood seems to be there
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