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Posted on 01/16/2009 11:46:59 AM PST by lewisglad
President-elect Barack Obama has already filled his cabinet with Washington veterans like Hillary Clinton – but could there be room for Hollywood in his administration?
Anne Hathaway is just one star who would love a job in the Obama White House.
"I would want to be head babysitter," the Bride Wars star tells PEOPLE. "I'd love to be First Babysitter, absolutely."
Hathaway, 26, is not the only celebrity who would jump at the chance to spend time with Obama's daughters, Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10. High School Musical star Corbin Bleu says he would happily perform for the first daughters.
"I'll just go up and do performances for his kids all day and just keep them entertained," he tells PEOPLE. "They seem like really sweet girls. They seem very well mannered. So I would be First Entertainer."
American Idol runner-up David Archuleta echoed that sentiment. "I would give the girls music lessons," he tells PEOPLE. "Probably not piano lessons, because I'm far from the greatest pianist, but voice lessons."
Stars in Washington PEOPLE also spoke to other stars who'd happily work for Obama. Here are some of their job pitches:
• "If I'm the Secretary of State, does that mean I get to wear a secretary outfit?," Katy Perry says. "[I'd] probably [want] that position just for the fashion!"
• "[I'd be] hip-hop ambassador," says rapper Common. "I could deal with social issues like not having parents. I'd work with that and pay attention specifically to the children."
Chris Noth
Photo by: Gregorio Binuya / ABACA • "Head of the environmental department, the EPA," Chris Noth tells us of his job pick. "It's the most crucial. There's far more qualified people doing it, thank God! That position covers the economy, the survival of our planet."
• "I would like to be the official barista making Barack Obama chai soy lattes," the Office's Kate Flannery tells us. "I love that he drinks that."
• "I would want to be there when he writes his speeches," Desperate Housewives actress Andrea Bowen tells PEOPLE. "I would be want to be a proofreader, because I think his speeches are so amazing, they feel so off-the-cuff."
• Reporting by STEPHANIE CAIN, SHRUTI DHALWALA, SCOTT HUVER and EUNICE OH
The MSM won’t be happy until the rest of America drinks the kool-aid.
Ok, so where is the mega-ton barf alert?
OMG, the White House will be either Celebrity Crib or House Party.
I really can not take much more of this.
I think I picked the wrong month to quick drinking!
Idiot
Uhhhhhhh, honey? I've got bad news about that. He doesn't write the speeches. He just reads the darn things.
You moron.
Not guilty.
Has there ever, in the history of the world, been such a large group of such vapid, shallow, overpaid people? They astound me!
Anne just keep doing cheesy princess movies and idiotic movies with Kate Hudson. By the way, Bride Wars is perhaps the stupidest movie I’ve ever wasted a half an hour on and no I did not pay to see it, don’t worry
Get back to me in 5 years.
What a simpleton.
she is BU* UGLY!!
It all kinda makes you wanna puke, dosent it?
Michelle is NOT going to like her.
It’s actually excellent for that New Years Resolution diet!
So not guilty.
Of course, you can be not guilty and still be dumb as a box of rocks.
}:-)4
“If I’m the Secretary of State, does that mean I get to wear a secretary outfit?,” Katy Perry says. “[I’d] probably [want] that position just for the fashion!”
My god, I sincerely hope she was being tongue in cheek when she made that comment.
I hope and pray that Obama doesn’t abuse his kids by exposing them to the Harlots of Hollywood at such a young age.
After Miss Hathaway realized that babysitting might require her to help with homework way beyond her first grade education, she changed her mind:
“Ummm like I’d like to be the Secretary of the Interior, you know, the official decorator, ummm you know, because like the White House is so ummm white. It’s time we painted it a cheerier color like ummm pink, in honor of that great gal Medea Benjamin (you know, I loved her in that movie Private Benjamin, but am so glad she gave up umm like her gross warring ways to give peace a chance). And, all that old furniture.... what’s wrong with this country? Can’t our, you know, new metrosexual president at least have new furniture in the building. I saw some great stuff on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I could make that old building a new Presidential Pad.”
Get ready for four years of this ridiculous behavior from our fellow citizens.
You mean he doesn’t write his own “off-the cuff” speeches? :)
Their publicists should insist that these yahoos never never speak.
She is Sarah Jessica Parker ugly.
Idiots...all
This from a person who was the girlfriend of a multimillion dollar church thief.
Call me a stickler, but isn't the problem that the parents aren't around to help the kids out not that the kids didn't have parents?
Typical liberal intellectualism - better to feel right than to do right.
Does she still get a pass now that there are heavy rumors that she plays for the other team?
Ah... Monica's former position at the White House.
Attention whore. Like the Secret Service would need her help.
Hey Ann, why don’t you go visit your boyfriend in jail for doing a Bernie swindling people out of millions.
Millions that you took full advantage of living the high life.
And she probably not only enjoyed the fun money but it’s said she may have been the one to drop a dime on him when the Feds were closing in.
Jerk.
When there was an awards thing on TV, I was like who is that, the female Joker from Batman?
Man, that’s a nice photo. Too bad it’s completely photoshopped.
Ann doesn’t get that beautiful skin tone anytime in the life.
She’s pasty faced through and through.
Guilty!
Ann just wants the Feds to back off of her and her former squeeze!
...”I would want to be head babysitter,” the Bride Wars star tells PEOPLE.”...
Actually, I wouldn’t mind if she would be my “head” babysitter...
I dunno ... she’s getting weirder-looking all the time. Maybe it’s the “Heath Ledger’s Joker” makeup job, but her face just seems to be getting smaller and smaller in relation to her mouth.
...”They astound me!”
Me, too...
Can we get People Mag permanently banned from FR?
What a waste of bandwidth and storage space.
Bimbos
I think Ann needs some more makeup.
Seriously, I don't know who this dingbat is, but this comment is so typical.
These are the same people who are impressed when people inform them that they listen to NPR, went to an Indigo Girls concert, read the New York Times Book Review, etc.
They are impressed with themselves for participating in these mundane activities, so naturally they are impressed with others who so cleverly participate.
"I love that he drinks chai soy lattes, because I drink chai soy lattes!" - God, what an imbecile.
Hence, your name! ROFL!! Very good!
“Ann just wants the Feds to back off of her and her former squeeze!”
Oh the Feds already locked him up. Less than 48 hours before they picked him up, the word is she called him on the phone and broke up with him. My timing could be a little off but it was miraculously within days.
So now she’s free to whore herself out to the next highest bidder.
Why should the Obamas let a Hollywood balloon head anywhere near their children? They are not even letting the girls go to a public school.
I’m sure Obama would love to have a bunch of white servants.
So they've got her dead to rights if she was in on the scam
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