Hugh Hefner's Newest Girlfriend: I'm a Good Girl

Fox ^ | 1/6/2009 | Fox

[Red in Blue PA]

Hugh Hefner has a new Playmate – and this one’s a "good girl."

Crystal Harris describes herself on her MySpace page "a good girl, for the most part.”

And the busty blonde revealed on E! Online’s message board that she has moved into the Playboy mansion, along with 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

[Red in Blue PA]

[mgstarr]

Not guilty.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

No, she’s an opportunistic skank ho who wants attention. Not that that’s a bad thing for who she is but she should just admit it because 99% of women like her would not go out and date a in the closet guy in his 80’s unless he was rich and could jump start her 15 minutes of fame.

[gate2wire]

Looks like a good girl to me.

[Abathar]

Innocent of all charges!

[Jane Austen]

Dark roots showing.

Hefner must have made the Top ten list of most repulsive males.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Looks like a good girl to me.

Sheesh... can't you see she needs a spanking?

[Mr. Mojo]

[RichInOC]

Apparently Hef thinks she’s a very good girl.

[silverleaf]

Hef is a disgusting wretch

On a side note, his daughter Kristie just resigned from the family business at Playboy to follow her Lord Messiah Obama to DC and find a way to “contribute” through public service

[bmwcyle]

She looks good to me.

[brytlea]

Yup, it’s a little pricey to be not guilty, but it can be done! ;)

[Jackson57]

I’ll be the first to say it ... NOT GUILT.

Maybe she’s meaning “good” in a different way then we think she means it??

[Red in Blue PA]

For some reason, alot of people view threads like this.....not sure why;-)

[Abathar]

[Old North State]

Crystal? it needs to be Krystal to complete the six pack set,old Hugh is slipping.

[Scotswife]

her parents must be very proud.

[skimbell]

"...Dark roots showing..."

Yeah, that's what I was looking at too.

[freekitty]

Those sluts are all good girls. That’s why they pose with all their good girl parts showing. LOL

[Red in Blue PA]

At least we know Hef’s eyes are still working.

[freekitty]

She needs a shovel to remove all that makeup.

[JamesP81]

Standard Issue Blonde. She’s cute, but I’ve seen many like her.

[gathersnomoss]

Viagra, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Mr. Mojo]

From the article: "although there are no other girlfriends living [at the Playboy mansion] at the moment, [Crystal] revealed “there are a couple that we have interest in. As for now, it is just us three.”

[Cyman]

“...Dark roots showing...”
Yeah, that’s what I was looking at too

Man you guys have good eyes! The purple fringed thing gets in the way

[Bob J]

“For some reason, alot of people view threads like this.....not sure why;-)”

Because there are a lot of prurient, frustrated old men on FR?

Why anyone would find it appropriate to post such stuff on a political bulletin board is beyond me and more importantly, shows no respect to Jim Robinson who I would think might get a little chagrined about how his creation is being used.

Save it for the golf course or locker room.

[B-Chan]

Considering Hef’s age, I’d guess she has no choice but to “be good”.

[Mr. Mojo]

Yep. That stuff is seriously caked on.

[andy58-in-nh]

At least we know Hef’s eyes are still working.

Yeah, but at his age with a girl like that he'll need more than Viagra. Perhaps jumper cables and a DieHard.

[Red in Blue PA]

This was on FoxNEWS. You may not like it, but it does constitutite news of a sort.

[Emmett McCarthy]

This poor demented old man would benefit from some kind of caretaker who could help him stop making such a serious public fool of himself. It is profoundly pathetic to see this 80-something year old guy - whose main use for viagra would be to stop peeing on his shoes - apparently think these young gals somehow attracted to him.

[Revolting cat!]

Dark roots showing.

Blonde coloring her roots dark. Why do they do it?

[sticker]

I guess it is official that I am old: She looks more like a plastic doll, than a human

[Centurion2000]

Yeah, but at his age with a girl like that he'll need more than Viagra. Perhaps jumper cables and a DieHard.

He can afford it. heh.

[freekitty]

LOL

[Snurple]

but...shes a good plastic doll...lol

[SeanOGuano]

She has such beautiful blode hair. Why does she dye the roots dark?

[Revolting cat!]

Church Ladies on High Horses are galloping to this thread of envy and moral posturing!

[SeanOGuano]

Blonde, hair I mean.

[Centurion2000]

Why anyone would find it appropriate to post such stuff on a political bulletin board is beyond me and more importantly, shows no respect to Jim Robinson who I would think might get a little chagrined about how his creation is being used.

If it's that bad, that is what the Admin Moderator is for. Take your frustrations and harrumph attitude to him and maybe you can get it pulled.

[Red in Blue PA]

LOL!

[trisham]

I can't even imagine how they must feel, although one must consider that they produced her, so who knows?

[Peter Horry]

“Maybe she’s meaning “good” in a different way then we think she means it”

You may have a point there, this from May West; “When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better”

[exit82]

Somehow, “I’d hit it!” just doesn’t seem like enough.

Crystal looks like Barbie in human form. Uncanny.

[MediaMole]

These days Hef needs three girlfriends since it takes two to lift him out of his wheelchair and a third to change his Depends.

[elcid1970]

Who does Hefner think he is at his age? Some FLDS elder with his child brides?

“main use for Viagra” - that’s a good one.

[DemforBush]

Not guilty, but my favorite playmate will always be Ava Fabian:

Had a major thing for her as a teen - she was in a couple of music videos by Ratt (a fave band of mine back in the day).

[Red in Blue PA]

But.....was she a psychology student?

[exit82]

Those sluts are all good girls. That’s why they pose with all their good girl parts showing. LOL

Your comment with your screen name is just too funny.

[Snurple]

Shes kinda long in the tooth.