Posted on 01/02/2009 12:36:02 PM PST by Joiseydude
Whoops that would be medevil.
With an i of course!!!!!!
Ripper: Mandrake, have you never wondered why I only use a wired network or sneakernet?
Mandrake: Well it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called WiFi?
Mandrake: Ah, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes.
Ripper: Well do you now what it is?
Mandrake: No. No, I don't know what it is. No.
Ripper: Do you realize that WiFi is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to WiFi computers, why, there are studies underway to add WiFi to radios, cameras, printers, PDAs and video games? Video games, Mandrake. Children's video games?
Mandrake: Good Lord.
Ripper: You know when WiFi first began?
Mandrake: No. No, I don't, Jack. No.
Ripper: Nineteen hundred and ninety-one. Nineteen ninety-one, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-Cold War commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious airwaves without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.
It’s not the WiFi, it’s the electricity, dude.
-PJ
Don't turn off the WiFi. Check the weed source.
Twice I clicked on this thread and both times my connection went out. Seriously.
“English Hippies”
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“headaches, dizziness, nausea, severe tiredness, brain fog, disorientation and loss of appetite, loss of balance, inability to concentrate, loss of creativity”
= Drugs
Pssst.... Don't tell 'em about the high-voltage power lines overhead or the microwave ovens everywhere. They may all have strokes.
Some theories say possible ghost sightings are actually caused by how electromagnetic transmission effects the brain. Off topic, but this post made me think of it.
Maybe it’s from the constant net surfing they are doing until the wee hours of the morning that is causing their blight.
Not tonight Dear...headache, dizziness, nausea, severe tiredness, brain fog, disorientation, loss of appetite, loss of balance, inability to concentrate, and loss of creativity.
All part of the anti-industrial revolution.
I propose that we send Jesse Jackson Sr. over there on a humanitarian mission to cut off their chakras.
Maybe the whole town got hold of some bad dope all at once?
Dr. Strangelove
written by Peter George, Stanley Kubrick & Terry Southern
General Ripper: Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children’s ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women...women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.
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