Beer goggles last longer for women

The Telegraph ^ | 20 Dec 2008 | Roger Dobson

[Rebelbase]

Cutty Sark Scotch-Whiskey, 35 years ago. Scotch has been revolting to me ever since.

[lakeman]

1981 Pensacola Florida PFC USMC

Drank a 750 with a fellow jarhead and he and I ended up trying to get up the stairs of the barracks like John Wayne and Mrs. Warren in McClintock. The smell of it makes me want to lay my head against cool porcelain. LOL

[buccaneer81]

That was my first wife.

[buccaneer81]

Did he really say that?

He sure did. Franklin was a genius.

Another quote of his has certainly rung true the past few months. When asked about the form a US government should take, he declared, " A republic, if you can keep it."

Very prescient words, indeed.

[odin2008]

Take it from Uncle Sam,

[LuxMaker]

I Timothy 5:23
Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine because of your stomach and your frequent illnesses.

John 19:28-30
28Later, knowing that all was now completed, and so that the Scripture would be fulfilled, Jesus said, "I am thirsty." 29A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to Jesus' lips. 30When he had received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished." With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

[shadowcat]

I got sick on it once in 1974.
Haven’t touched it since!

[PLMerite]

“So you’re looking for Angelina Jolie.....”

No. She’s attractive but probably a little whacky.

It does beg the question what does Brad Pitt look like thru beer goggles to her?

[MarkL]

I think people use alcohol as an excuse when they are so hard up they sleep with anything.

And your point is???? I'm OK with that!

Mark

[MarkL]

the more beer, the more attractive the target.

Which can lead to the embarrassing situation of trying to sweet-talk the Jackalope trophy on the wall behind the bar!

Mark

[PalmettoMason]

Woke up and never had another Heffe...and that was 31 years ago.

LOL.

It was alternating shots of Asbach Uralt, and Doornkaat Korn that did me in, El-Tee.

1978. My future Father-in-Law took me out drinking...presumably to see if I was man enough to marry his daughter.

Woke up back at my barracks, hanging halfway out the second story window with a HUGE puke stain down the side of the building.

...And a very unamused First Sergeant looking up at me.

[TASMANIANRED]

Stuff is an abomination.

[mad puppy]

(really, this was a test... I'm trying to figure out how to get the pic to post rather than just the link to it..hope you don't mind...)

[BluH2o]

Which can lead to the embarrassing situation of trying to sweet-talk the Jackalope trophy on the wall behind the bar!

Had my beer goggles on late one night at a bar in Laramie, WY ... that damn near happened.

[TASMANIANRED]

Your test worked just fine.