Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters

October 25, 2008 | Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius

[EdnaMode]

Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters by Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius

As if gaining with female and Catholic voters wasn't enough, Democratic President-to-be Barack Obama now leads John McCain with 75% of registered dead voters. McCain draws the support of just 15% of corpses, with the remaining 10% are undecided. When numbers are adjusted to from registered to likely dead voters, Obama loses just 2% of the vote.

"This is proof that Obama appeals to people of all ages," said an anonymous Obama spokesperson.

When asked why he supports Obama, dead actor Humphrey Bogart said, "Mr. Obama is such an eloquent speaker. He could be an actor."

Deceased James Dean added, "Like me, Obama is a rebel without a cause."

"Sheesh, even with dead Hollywood stars, there is a liberal bias!" complained a McCain/Palin supporter.

Not all dead Hollywood stars are supporting Obama. John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart will be speaking at the Dead Republican Rally on Monday. Rumor has it that Ronald Reagan will be in attendance.

Meanwhile, Obama has also started gaining support amongst fictional characters, animals and imaginary friends.

[EdnaMode]

I just love writing fake articles:P

[VU4G10]

LOL!

[TexasNative2000]

Is this article part of your application to work at the NY Times?

[goldstategop]

I think Zogby agrees: the dead love Obama!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[SumProVita]

Let me join you..

Loooooooooooooooooooooool....

;-)

[EdnaMode]

I’d rather work at McDonalds than write for the New York Slimes.

[Jeff Head]

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[gondramB]

[SumProVita]

Well Obama is one of the leaders of the Culture of DEATH, isn’t he?

[ican'tbelieveit]

HA: Meanwhile, Obama has also started gaining support amongst fictional characters, animals and imaginary friends.

STARTED... this part is actually true given some of the research on the donations, :-).

[SueAngel]

My dog loved your piece and has promised me that he’ll vote for McCain on Election Day.

[bailmeout]

Surveys show that Obummer’s supporters prefer booberry pie.

[Old Sarge]

You’re the best of the best, Edna!

[farmer18th]

So at least 10% of the dead voters are undecided. Does that mean that people who are undecided in this election are really dead too. It would seem to follow.

[frankiep]

So 10% of dead voters STILL don’t know who they will vote for?

Geez, if you’re dead and you still don’t know then you shouldn’t be voting at all!!!!

[RichardW]

You’re quite wrong. This is a true fact. Obama does lead among dead voters.

[MHGinTN]

Has Frank Luntz released the polls yet for what words work best with this group of ‘undecideds’? ... He uses electronic gauges don’tchaknow.

[Jagman]

but how far ahead is he with cartoon characters?

[ConservativeMind]

Funny, but don’t put this cr@p in News.

[Vision Thing]

obama definitely has the pro-death vote.

[aroostook war]

Yeah, but McCain leads among WORKING stiffs!

[johnthebaptistmoore]

How exactly does the dead choose to be undecided? LOL!

[C210N]

McCain draws the support of just 15% of corpses

Something about this part of this poll is just not right... and shows the typical pollster pushpolling bias; anyways, I suspect this 15% part of it is much too high.

[Retired Greyhound]

Almost as ridiculous is that Zogby has Obama winning Catholics by 25%.

Puh=lease.

[robomatik]

article by "Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius"

rofl!

[Quix]

Love it.

[Force of Truth]

We need to do a better job in the Republican party at getting our dead members registered again and voting. Hey even some old confederate soldiers could get in on the act.

[calcowgirl]

Pingaroo. ;-)

[magooey]

Well done! :)

[kalee]

There is a small church out in the county here that has a cemetary next door. While they didn’t put any obama signs in front of the church, they plastered the strip of land in front of the cemetary. I lol every time I drive by there. Speaking truth to power...those dead folk be obama supporters and probably will be or have already voted for him.

[SandRat]

LOL!

Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters

Perfect Halloween poll headline.

LOL!

[TASMANIANRED]

Zombies and face eating aliens love him too.

[TASMANIANRED]

I’m betting 40M dead babies vote for him too.