Posted on 10/22/2008 8:50:14 AM PDT by MountainLoop
One of the good luck charms Senator Barack Obama carries around with him all the time is a St. Martin de Porres figure. Saint Martin de Porres is the patron saint of: interracial relations, social justice, public education, public health service, people of mixed race, and animal shelters. His feast day is November 3rd, the day before this year's election.
To make your own prayer card click on the thumbnail of the image you want with either the traditional prayer to St. Martin de Porres as found on the real prayer cards, or my own tongue-in-cheek version that is a prayer to St. Obama de Mo'Crats. A new window will open with two copies of the picture and prayer you desire. Print them out, cut them down to prayer card size (about 2.5 inches wide and 4 inches long), write any personal prayer you might have on the back of the picture and laminate. Or just tape them together if lamination isn't convenient.
(Excerpt) Read more at obamaprayercards.com ...
St. Jude.
Lost Causes.
I can’t believe this! What’s next? Statues in public squares?
It’s a shame Obama will most likely never meet St. Martin de Porres.
Those make me sick to my stomach - literally.
All of the fools who follow him will meet only death and destruction.
Pray and vote for John and Sarah's success next month, and BLOAT now.
St Obama prayer:
St. Obama, you always had sympathy for the poor, the young and people who had to drive far to caucuses. I need your help and now ask for it with great confidence in your goodness, power and charisma. Please remember me after November. I turn to you in my sorrow and anxiety to seek your friendly protection. Please intercede for me with our merciful Father in heaven so that I may finally get some decent health care and make more than what passes for minimum wage. Ask that I might have something of your spirit of love, hope and change, and so be at all times be in God’s and the bank’s good graces. Oh heavenly Father, in the name of your Son and of His blessed Mother, and by the merits of your faithful servant Obama, help me in my trouble and do not forsake me. Amen.
My other projects:
Straight Jacket T-Shirts - for your psychofashion needs. T-shirts using my singular pill font.
Crazy Meds - the good, the bad and the funny of psychiatric & neurological medications.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Possession with intent to distribute!
If I was him I would go on TV and tell my supporters to stop this nonsense, it is blasphemy, and I would be very stern and ask them to never use the term messiah or anything that eludes to that in reference to me. This is very dangerous for his soul and he ought to stop it now.
Oh Lord won’t you buy me a color TV. Dialing for Dollars is trying to find me. I wait for delivery each day until 3, Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV.
Protection of expectant women and their unborn babies.
PAthetic
Methinks he knows alot about those medications...
To go with the votive candle. What a freaky situation.
“Wherefore gird up the loins of your mind, be sober, and hope to the end for the grace that is to be brought unto you at the revelation of The Obamessiah”.
I Biden 1:13
eerily similar to 1 Peter 1:13
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