Well, hello, Sarah, hello Sarah, It's so nice to have you back where you belong.
You're lookin' swell, Sarah, I can tell, Sarah! You're still glowin', you're still crowin', You're still goin' strong!
We feel the room swayin', While the band's playin', One of your old favourite songs from way back when.
So ... take her wrap, soldiers, Find her an empty lap, brothers, Sarah'll never go away again, Sarah'll never go away, Sarah'll never go away from the lower 48 again!
Golly, gee, United! Find her a vacant knee, States of America! Sarah'll never go away, Sarah'll never go away, Sarah'll never go away from the lower 48, again!