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FreeRepublic's Top Ten Reasons Obama Lost the Debate
September 27, 2008
| This Just In
Posted on 09/27/2008 9:34:07 PM PDT by This Just In
Free Republic's List of the Top Ten Reasons Obama Lost the Debate:
#10. showed up # 9. pick Joe Biden as his V.P. running mate # 8. opened his mouth # 7. sleep deprived after 3:00A.M. phone call from Mahmoud Ahmahdinejad. # 6. still on emotional high after setting up White House, bringing both parties together and creating an environment in which they got somethin' done. # 5. thought he was debating Jim Lehrer # 4. misread Michelle's base coaching hand signals # 3. preoccupied with trying to recall how many houses McCain owns. # 2. thought he heard a newborn in the audience.
And the #1 reason Obama lost the debate:
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:34:49 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Palin 2012 for President!)
To: This Just In
And the #1 reason Obama lost the debate:
He couldn’t remember which of the 57 states the debate was to be held in.
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:42:40 PM PDT
by
F15Eagle
(1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, John 11:25, 14:6, 1 Tim 2:5, John 3:17-18, John 20:31, 1 John 5:13, John 6:69)
To: rintense
To: This Just In; Drumbo
disagrees with how he agrees with McCain.
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:44:07 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: Titan Magroyne
He kept looking at his wife’s dress, and was reminded of his grandma’s couch, the typical white person she is.
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:45:06 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Palin 2012 for President!)
To: This Just In
He had to keep asking the moderator to run interference.
“Okay, let’s move on Jim”
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:46:49 PM PDT
by
1035rep
To: rintense
Oh, did it have big ole bus tire tracks down the back? :-D
BTW, your reply #2 is fabulous!
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:46:57 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: rintense
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:48:06 PM PDT
by
llandres
(I'd rather be alive and bankrupt than dead and solvent)
To: This Just In
#1 reason....
Forgot to acknowledge Uncle Teddy's latest hospital admittance, even though he had the first question!
(oh, and McCain DIDN"T forget!)
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:48:07 PM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
(Woo-Hoo! Go Sarah!)
To: This Just In
Barry Obobble Head agreed with Senator McCain eight different times.
Oh, AND he has a bracelet too.....
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:51:48 PM PDT
by
bayliving
(Democrats used to be funny. Now they're just plain dangerous.)
To: This Just In
#1. Because McCain won. (Like my Obama-like answer?)
To: This Just In
He couldn’t remember his opponent’s name -
“Tom, uh” “Jim, uh” “John, uh”
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posted on
09/27/2008 9:53:14 PM PDT
by
llandres
(I'd rather be alive and bankrupt than dead and solvent)
To: This Just In
Obama showed up without his Presidential seal.
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posted on
09/27/2008 10:01:18 PM PDT
by
april15Bendovr
(Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
To: This Just In
You know, I have a bracelet too...
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posted on
09/27/2008 10:02:58 PM PDT
by
Norman Bates
(Freepmail me to be part of the McCain List!)
To: This Just In
Brain malfunction (teleprompter n/a)
To: rintense
I just wanted to call attention to my nifty new tagline.
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posted on
09/27/2008 10:23:31 PM PDT
by
RightOnTheLeftCoast
([Dukakis had a tank. Obama has a bracelet!])
To: This Just In
And the #1 reason Obama lost the debate:
He was stuned by McCain's beeber.
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posted on
09/27/2008 10:30:30 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: This Just In
It’s hard to reach across the aisle, when your that far to the left.
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posted on
09/27/2008 10:32:43 PM PDT
by
Eagle74
(From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots)
To: This Just In
He was left groping for loose CHANGE in the absense of his beloved teleprompter.
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posted on
09/27/2008 10:32:44 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: This Just In
And the #1 reason Obama lost the debate:
To each leading question, he blinked and answered, “Uh, present.”
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posted on
09/27/2008 10:49:29 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: This Just In
He looked at the wrong bracelet, the one that Biden gave him.
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posted on
09/27/2008 11:50:06 PM PDT
by
roadcat
To: roadcat
#1. Brought a bracelet to a gun fight.
To: Titan Magroyne; All
#1. Outraged over fact that there were no Styrofoam Greek columns flanking him.
To: This Just In
McCain read “The Art of War” and applied it.
Obama read “Rules for Radicals” and tried to apply it.
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posted on
09/28/2008 6:40:04 AM PDT
by
ODDITHER
To: ODDITHER
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