Posted on 09/27/2008 7:46:30 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) speaks during a campaign rally in the rain at the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Virginia, September 27, 2008. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
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The Obamamessiah finds it hard to even part the waters off his teleprompters, and suddenly begins a massive Uh uh uh uh uh speech.
Anyone get arrested for carrying a sign?
LOL!! Bookmarking for classic photoshipping when I get off work tomorrow!
This is perfect!
God raining on the communist’s parade?
Hello??? Is this thing on???... Is there anybody out there?
Hey you... get back here and turn my teleprompter back on!
All Wet in the Dark with just his teleprompters...how sad, but in a funny way
How could this weather be.
We all know its all about me.
Rain and prompters do not mix.
Words are blurry and I am screwed.
Looks like a tough night for the messiah. Yes traveling teleprompters are a must when the show goes on the road.
Quick Joe, get an umbrella for my Teleprompter!
“I, too, have a teleprompter.”
At first all I saw was a floating shirt, so the obvious caption:
EMPTY SUIT.
Raindrops keep falling on my head.
and I’m too dumb to take this event indoors.
Bone head!
Would a lightening bolt, or six. be too much to ask for right now???
What an empty suit POS!
and, uh, uh, uhnnnnn, Osama Bin Laden!...and we need to, uh...it depends on what preconditions my condition is in...why I remember when my grandma and I watched Conjunction Junction...huh? huh? Can I get a hallelujah and an amen!
Time for an Obama Zot!
Even Ol' Joe Biden is laughing at Obama , who looks like a wet weasel with teleprompters. Joe to Obama.. " Don't you have enough sense to come in out of the rain? "
And after giving the U.N. 50 billion dollars a year of taxpayer money.... uh, uh.... I can't read the... tele... uh, uh,... I've got a bracelet too!!!
Joe to Obama " I knew we should of gone to Washington and worked on the Bailout plan! I knew it. But OH no...you have us out here in the dark in the rain looking like fools."
Obama all Wet behind the ears.
Guess not unless the Missouri Obama Squad was there!
I sent the following links to everyone on my email list without a comment. The video and Missouri Governor Blunt’s statement speak for themselves. In the subject line I put:
In Case You Are Interested In Breaking News
Speaking of “Common Sense”
OBITUARY: THE SAD PASSING OF COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn’t always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but overbearing, regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teenagers suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they had themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer paracetamol, sun lotion or plaster to a pupil, but could not inform the parents when a pupil became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, but the burglar could sue you for assault because you protected yourself and your own.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion, his daughter, Responsibility and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I’m A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized that he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Author Unknown
Raindrops keep falling on my ears, and just like the man whose ears are too big for his head, nothing seems to fit, those raindrops keep falling....Yes I might be complainin, but no one is caring..
Main stream media reports that there wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
>>> I’m Barack Hussein Obama, And I Can’t Read This Message!!
ROFL!!! Winner!
Rain you can believe in!
Where’s the crowd?!
My fellow spot Americans drip spot I am spot glad spot to spot see you spot spot this spot evening spot......
I just wish someone could slip a page of the Humpty Dumpty poem in the middle of his speech on the teleprompter. It would be fun to watch :-)
He’s speaking in the pouring rain? People are sitting in the rain? What am I missing here?
Dear Barry Zer-O:
What happens to your ability to soeak when the teleprompter short-circuits due to:
1) Rain storm
2) Terrorist induced electrical malfunction
3) Terrrorist/Iranian/North Koren/Other induce Electro-magnetic pulse from Nuclear detonation
The crowd took refuge from pouring rain, seeking shelter under newspapers, towels and jackets, some went to their cars, and others drove to get a burger and fries.
Just the name on the bracelet he wears , would be enough to stump Humpty Obamaty
My fellow drips... uh ... murrikins.
Hahaha...
Desparation City...
Rain, rain go away,
Little Barry wants to bray...
It’s Gods Fault.
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