Posted on 09/02/2008 8:54:48 PM PDT by an amused spectator
#1 The media believes in Reproductive Privacy for John Edwards, but not for Sarah Palin
#2: Sarah Palin knows how many children she has and with whom (a tip of the hat to FReeper Question Liberal Authority)
#3: John Edwards would worry more about his hair at 3:00 AM (a tip of the hat to FReeper bahblahbah)
#4: John Edwards thinks he is prettier than Sarah Palin (a tip of the hat to FReeper LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget)
#5: Sarah Palin is NOT a lawyer (a tip of the hat to FReeper NonValueAdded)
#6 Sarah Palin doesnt channel dead girls (a tip of the hat to FReeper optiguy)
#7 Sarah Palin doesnt hide out in the basement men's room at 3am (a tip of the hat to FReeper Americanwolfsbrother)
#8 Sarah Palin is after moose; John Edwards is after mousse (a tip of the hat to FReeper Dutchboy88)
#9 John Edwards IS prettier, but Sarah Palin is by far a better man than Edwards is (a tip of the hat to FReeper fhayek)
#10 Palin is proud of being a hunter, while Edwards keeps his hunting hidden (with a little help from his friends!) (a tip of the hat to FReeper Renfield)
*Important*AgitProp*Alert*:Let's start comparing Sarah Palin with John Edwards
Initial list post:
Top Ten Differences Between Sarah Palin And John Edwards
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Gosh, sure is too bad for Lady Hillary that the media granted John Edwards Total Reproductive Privacy, but just laughed when it came to Reproductive Privacy for Palin and her daughter.
Wait - I'm sensing a pattern here - males favored by the Democrat media (Edwards, Bill Clinton, etc.) granted TOTAL Reproductive Privacy, while women on the media hit list stomped on like cigarette butts.
Go figure!
Well, all you Democrat Hillary voters be sure to file your absentee ballots for Obama nice and early - after all, a woman's place is to be seen and not heard.
Plus, if you don't have to go to the voting booth, you can be whipping up some vittles for us menfolk while we're getting the important work of governing the country done...
That's a big 10-4, good buddy!
I’ve been using your names in vain again, ladies and gentlemen. :-)
Soup’s done! For now! :-)
#8 Sarah Palin is after moose; John Edwards is after mousse (a tip of the hat to FReeper Dutchboy88)
HA HA HA!! LOL!
#11. Edwards owned 4 homes. Palin - one (that I know of).
#12. Palin’s husband works for a living.
#13. Both have new babies, only Palin admits it and is proud of it.
#14. Edwards is the Democratic Party’s posterboy for “Traditional Family Values”. Ted Kennedy is their posterboy for “Best swimmer, underwater, at night”.
Palin is just a decent person and mother/wife.
Do you know the difference between an angry Palin and a pitbull? “Lipstick”
Hey I’ve got one...
Sarah Palin loves to be a real hunter...John Edwards is Rielle Hunter’s lover.
Heh, see my new tagline.
Thanx, MM!
ha ha ha
Ok, Renfield - I confess to not getting your original submission:
Palin is proud of being a hunter.
Edwards is hiding his Hunter.
Thought it was referring to "other things", and so reworked it.
Kind of like CGGHM's submission; what say you?
John Edwards wears Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Sarah Palin pajamas.

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It's on the list.
2. Sarah Palin played with Barbie Dolls as a child. John Edwards was a Barbie Doll as a child.
3. Nobody is surprised that Sarah Palin is heterosexual. Nearly everyone is surprised that John Edwards is heterosexual.
When Sarah Palin’s lips move, honest words emerge.
Sarah Palin has more balls then John Edwards
But,,, I betcha they both wear panty hose!
You should ask the moderator to change #10 back to its original form.
Sarah Palin is a threat to the liberals.
John Edwards is a threat to America.
Palin was mayor of a small town. Edwards house is often mistaken for a small town.
how about a funny and cutting comparison between Palin and Obama.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2073152/posts
Also 2 excellent websites
http://fightthepalinsmears.com/
http://palinsexismwatch.blogspot.com/
Awesome.
See mine!
Thanks for the ping!
John wishes he looked that good in a skirt.
John Edwards runs after merely being shown a photo of Chuck Norris.
Sarah Palin compares target shot groupings with Chuck Norris.
Um, go rent the movie “American Pie.” That’s where the term was coined, as far as I know.
Can’t you just tell me what it means?
That lewd tagline is unworthy of anyone calling himself Conservative. How about showing some respect for a married woman and for marriage?
LOL, bump.
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