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Top Ten Differences Between Sarah Palin And John Edwards - updated
The Free Republic | September 3, 2008 | aas/bahblahbah/various FReepers

Posted on 09/02/2008 8:54:48 PM PDT by an amused spectator

#1 The media believes in Reproductive Privacy for John Edwards, but not for Sarah Palin

#2: Sarah Palin knows how many children she has and with whom (a tip of the hat to FReeper Question Liberal Authority)

#3: John Edwards would worry more about his hair at 3:00 AM (a tip of the hat to FReeper bahblahbah)

#4: John Edwards thinks he is prettier than Sarah Palin (a tip of the hat to FReeper LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget)

#5: Sarah Palin is NOT a lawyer (a tip of the hat to FReeper NonValueAdded)

#6 Sarah Palin doesn’t channel dead girls (a tip of the hat to FReeper optiguy)

#7 Sarah Palin doesn’t hide out in the basement men's room at 3am (a tip of the hat to FReeper Americanwolfsbrother)

#8 Sarah Palin is after moose; John Edwards is after mousse (a tip of the hat to FReeper Dutchboy88)

#9 John Edwards IS prettier, but Sarah Palin is by far a better man than Edwards is (a tip of the hat to FReeper fhayek)

#10 Palin is proud of being a hunter, while Edwards keeps his hunting hidden (with a little help from his friends!) (a tip of the hat to FReeper Renfield)


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 2008rncconvention; bias; bigotry; edwards; freepun; palin; topten
This post came from an original thread by FReeper bahblahbah:

*Important*AgitProp*Alert*:Let's start comparing Sarah Palin with John Edwards

Initial list post:

Top Ten Differences Between Sarah Palin And John Edwards
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Gosh, sure is too bad for Lady Hillary that the media granted John Edwards Total Reproductive Privacy, but just laughed when it came to Reproductive Privacy for Palin and her daughter.

Wait - I'm sensing a pattern here - males favored by the Democrat media (Edwards, Bill Clinton, etc.) granted TOTAL Reproductive Privacy, while women on the media hit list stomped on like cigarette butts.

Go figure!

Well, all you Democrat Hillary voters be sure to file your absentee ballots for Obama nice and early - after all, a woman's place is to be seen and not heard.

Plus, if you don't have to go to the voting booth, you can be whipping up some vittles for us menfolk while we're getting the important work of governing the country done...

That's a big 10-4, good buddy!

;-)


1 posted on 09/02/2008 8:54:49 PM PDT by an amused spectator
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To: bahblahbah; Question Liberal Authority; LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget; NonValueAdded; optiguy; ...

I’ve been using your names in vain again, ladies and gentlemen. :-)


2 posted on 09/02/2008 8:58:44 PM PDT by an amused spectator (That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.)
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To: antiunion person

Soup’s done! For now! :-)


3 posted on 09/02/2008 9:00:03 PM PDT by an amused spectator (That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.)
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To: an amused spectator

#8 Sarah Palin is after moose; John Edwards is after mousse (a tip of the hat to FReeper Dutchboy88)

HA HA HA!! LOL!


4 posted on 09/02/2008 9:01:29 PM PDT by KansasGirl ( b/c Obama is just creepy.)
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To: an amused spectator

#11. Edwards owned 4 homes. Palin - one (that I know of).
#12. Palin’s husband works for a living.
#13. Both have new babies, only Palin admits it and is proud of it.
#14. Edwards is the Democratic Party’s posterboy for “Traditional Family Values”. Ted Kennedy is their posterboy for “Best swimmer, underwater, at night”.
Palin is just a decent person and mother/wife.

Do you know the difference between an angry Palin and a pitbull? “Lipstick”


5 posted on 09/02/2008 9:08:15 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: an amused spectator

Hey I’ve got one...

Sarah Palin loves to be a real hunter...John Edwards is Rielle Hunter’s lover.


6 posted on 09/02/2008 9:10:13 PM PDT by CaliGirlGodHelpMe
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper; an amused spectator; Rushmore Rocks; potlatch; devolve; ...

Heh, see my new tagline.


7 posted on 09/02/2008 9:18:46 PM PDT by LucyT (Do you know the difference between an angry Palin and a pitbull? “Lipstick”)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
I see that I'm going to have to re-order the list. :-)

Thanx, MM!

8 posted on 09/02/2008 9:19:08 PM PDT by an amused spectator (That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.)
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To: LucyT

ha ha ha


9 posted on 09/02/2008 9:21:48 PM PDT by porter_knorr
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To: CaliGirlGodHelpMe; Renfield
Sarah Palin loves to be a real hunter...John Edwards is Rielle Hunter’s lover.

Ok, Renfield - I confess to not getting your original submission:

Palin is proud of being a hunter.

Edwards is hiding his Hunter.

Thought it was referring to "other things", and so reworked it.

Kind of like CGGHM's submission; what say you?

10 posted on 09/02/2008 9:23:15 PM PDT by an amused spectator (That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.)
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To: an amused spectator

John Edwards wears Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Sarah Palin pajamas.


11 posted on 09/02/2008 9:36:42 PM PDT by moonhawk (Pre-order your "Don't blame me, I didn't vote!" bumper stickers here on Free Republic now.)
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Sarah Palin needs her own flag:

This flag can be found at http://www.flagline.com

12 posted on 09/02/2008 9:37:41 PM PDT by an amused spectator (That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.)
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To: moonhawk
OK, I laughed.

It's on the list.

13 posted on 09/02/2008 9:38:54 PM PDT by an amused spectator (That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.)
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To: an amused spectator
1. The camera loves Sarah Palin, while John Edwards loves the cameras.

2. Sarah Palin played with Barbie Dolls as a child. John Edwards was a Barbie Doll as a child.

3. Nobody is surprised that Sarah Palin is heterosexual. Nearly everyone is surprised that John Edwards is heterosexual.

14 posted on 09/02/2008 9:56:32 PM PDT by RavenATB
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To: RavenATB
Sarah Palin is a hunter. John Edwards screws a Hunter.
15 posted on 09/02/2008 10:03:21 PM PDT by RavenATB
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To: RavenATB
Sarah Palin is a beautiful woman. John Edwards thinks he's a beautiful woman.
16 posted on 09/02/2008 10:04:40 PM PDT by RavenATB
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To: an amused spectator

When Sarah Palin’s lips move, honest words emerge.


17 posted on 09/02/2008 10:08:59 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: an amused spectator

Sarah Palin has more balls then John Edwards


18 posted on 09/02/2008 10:28:54 PM PDT by SideoutFred (B.O. Stinks...it really does)
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To: an amused spectator; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; ...
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If you want either on or off
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Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
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19 posted on 09/02/2008 10:46:26 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

But,,, I betcha they both wear panty hose!


20 posted on 09/03/2008 3:22:05 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: an amused spectator

You should ask the moderator to change #10 back to its original form.


21 posted on 09/03/2008 3:48:09 AM PDT by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Sarah Palin is a threat to the liberals.

John Edwards is a threat to America.


22 posted on 09/03/2008 5:34:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: an amused spectator

Palin was mayor of a small town. Edwards house is often mistaken for a small town.


23 posted on 09/03/2008 6:58:58 AM PDT by LexBaird (Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
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To: an amused spectator

how about a funny and cutting comparison between Palin and Obama.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2073152/posts

Also 2 excellent websites

http://fightthepalinsmears.com/

http://palinsexismwatch.blogspot.com/


24 posted on 09/03/2008 7:45:05 AM PDT by dervish ("we are all Georgians")
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To: an amused spectator

Awesome.


25 posted on 09/03/2008 8:36:00 AM PDT by YourAdHere (McCain-MILF 08)
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To: LucyT

See mine!


26 posted on 09/03/2008 8:46:34 AM PDT by YourAdHere (McCain-MILF 08)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping!


27 posted on 09/03/2008 8:46:39 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: an amused spectator

John wishes he looked that good in a skirt.


28 posted on 09/03/2008 9:07:10 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: moonhawk

John Edwards runs after merely being shown a photo of Chuck Norris.

Sarah Palin compares target shot groupings with Chuck Norris.


30 posted on 09/03/2008 10:29:49 AM PDT by anymouse
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To: LucyT

Um, go rent the movie “American Pie.” That’s where the term was coined, as far as I know.


31 posted on 09/03/2008 10:53:27 AM PDT by YourAdHere (McCain-MILF 08)
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To: YourAdHere

Can’t you just tell me what it means?


32 posted on 09/03/2008 11:15:21 AM PDT by LucyT (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin 'bout.)
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To: YourAdHere; LucyT

That lewd tagline is unworthy of anyone calling himself Conservative. How about showing some respect for a married woman and for marriage?


33 posted on 09/03/2008 3:16:25 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: LucyT

LOL, bump.


34 posted on 09/03/2008 8:44:59 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1990507/posts?page=451 SURVIVAL, RECIPES, GARDENS, & INFO)
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