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Ann Coulter: JOE BIDEN: HAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN (Ann Plugs for Biden? Hairy!)
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Posted on 08/27/2008 2:34:35 PM PDT by Syncro

JOE BIDEN: HAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN
August 27, 2008


Vice presidential candidate Joe Biden's speech at the Democratic National Convention was great. As I write, he hasn't given it yet, but these are my favorite parts:

"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

"These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, or my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don't resent attacks, and my family doesn't resent attacks, but Fala does resent them. You know, Fala is Scotch, and ... his Scotch soul was furious. He has not been the same dog since."

Everyone acts as though Biden's outrageous plagiarism of British Labor Leader Neil Kinnock's speech during the 1988 presidential campaign was just a mistake, a slip of the tongue. Biden, his defenders say, had credited Kinnock in other speeches, but simply forgot to add the attribution one time.

First, Biden had failed to mention Kinnock more than once. Second, it was not just a matter of adding an attribution. On the occasions when Biden failed to credit Kinnock, he also had to alter Kinnock's speech to act as if he were describing the Biden family.

Kinnock said: "Why am I the first Kinnock in a thousand generations to be able to get to university? Why is (my wife) Glenys the first woman in her family in a thousand generations to be able to get to university? Was it because all our predecessors were thick?"

Biden said: "I started thinking as I was coming over here, why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go to a university? Why is it that my wife who is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college? Is it because our fathers and mothers were not bright?"

Kinnock's speech continued: "Those people who could sing and play and recite and write poetry? Those people who could make wonderful, beautiful things with their hands? Those people who could dream dreams, see visions? Why didn't they get it? Was it because they were weak? Those people who could work eight hours underground and then come up and play football? Weak?"

Biden's speech continued: "Those same people who read poetry and wrote poetry and taught me how to sing verse? Is it because they didn't work hard? My ancestors, who worked in the coal mines of Northeast Pennsylvania and would come up after 12 hours and play football for four hours?" Biden's Welsh accent was as phony as Madonna's British accent.

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1 posted on 08/27/2008 2:34:35 PM PDT by Syncro
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To: RonDog; knews_hound
Last paragraph:
No wonder the platform of the Democratic Party is to destroy capitalism: It allows people to get ahead on their talents and not their names.

COPYRIGHT 2008 ANN COULTER
DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
4520 Main Street, Kansas City, MO 64111


2 posted on 08/27/2008 2:37:41 PM PDT by Syncro (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Syncro

Allow me to be the first to say, “The Rules, man, The Rules!”


3 posted on 08/27/2008 2:37:51 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Syncro
This is the funniest column Ann Coulter has ever penned! I couldn't stop bursting my gut howling with laughter from beginning to end! She made short work of Joe Biden, alright!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

4 posted on 08/27/2008 2:41:18 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Army Air Corps

I’m so glad Ann wrote this column. I’d heard about Biden’s plagarizing, but wasn’t sure what it consisted of. I didn’t care enough to go look it up.


5 posted on 08/27/2008 2:41:56 PM PDT by Dianna
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To: Syncro
Joe "Guy Smiley" Biden


6 posted on 08/27/2008 2:42:26 PM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: Army Air Corps






Hot Babes attract Hot Babes


7 posted on 08/27/2008 2:42:56 PM PDT by Syncro (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Syncro
Vice presidential candidate Joe Biden's speech at the Democratic National Convention was great. As I write, he hasn't given it yet, but these are my favorite parts:

"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace...

Classic!

8 posted on 08/27/2008 2:43:12 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: Syncro; Army Air Corps

9 posted on 08/27/2008 2:43:45 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: ConservaTexan
Joe Biden is not an original politician when he has to crib someone else's words in search of a them. Come to think of it, the one thing he and Obama have in common are the absence of cogent thought!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

10 posted on 08/27/2008 2:54:51 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Syncro
My love for country can NOT TOLERATE McCain!

With McCain as our nominee, who needs enemies?

When the GOP or McCain ask for money to support McCain, print and send them one of these.

"But we STILL have people here
trying to convince us
it would be better than voting for Obama"

Vote Bob Barr.

11 posted on 08/27/2008 3:37:25 PM PDT by Yosemitest (It's simple, fight or die.)
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To: Syncro

I love Ann.

I despise the fecal material known as Biden.

Henceforth, my offspring will be instructed to refer to No.2 as Biden . . . as in: ‘Daddy, I’ve got a pantload of Biden!’


12 posted on 08/27/2008 3:38:09 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: Syncro

NOT GUILTY!!!


13 posted on 08/27/2008 3:44:31 PM PDT by Christian4Bush (About Obama: "Overinflated balloons pop suddenly and catastrophically." - Bill Dupray)
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To: Dianna
I’d heard about Biden’s plagarizing, but wasn’t sure what it consisted of. I didn’t care enough to go look it up.

The Kinnock piece is just the tip of the iceberg. He plagiarized papers in college; he plagiarized three or four different Kennedys; he is a serial plagiarist. Any time you hear a coherent sentence coming from him, you can bet it is plagiarized.

14 posted on 08/27/2008 3:46:13 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: xcamel

That hair looks fake


15 posted on 08/27/2008 3:47:35 PM PDT by Syncro (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Syncro

Nice work, AC.


16 posted on 08/27/2008 3:52:02 PM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Obama bin Biden -- So let it be written; so let it be done!)
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To: Syncro
Those people who could work eight hours underground and then come up and play football?

That was my father. I guess Joe and I have something in common. I don't think he's going to yank the straight R lever like me.

17 posted on 08/27/2008 3:59:37 PM PDT by Stentor
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To: Dianna
I’m so glad Ann wrote this column. I’d heard about Biden’s plagarizing, but wasn’t sure what it consisted of. I didn’t care enough to go look it up.

Plagarism is the least of Biden's problems. Out of all the twits that Obambi could have chosen, he picked someone as goofy as he is.
18 posted on 08/27/2008 4:50:17 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Syncro
Indexing related threads -- so that the Google-bots (and future FReepers) can find ALL the comments about Ann:
JOE BIDEN: HAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN (Ann Coulter)
08/27/2008 3:53:38 PM PDT · by fkabuckeyesrule · 4 replies · 551+ views
Ann Coulter Website ^ | August 27, 2008 | Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter: JOE BIDEN: HAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN (Ann Plugs for Biden? Hairy!)

08/27/2008 2:34:35 PM PDT · by Syncro · 17 replies · 1,111+ views

19 posted on 08/27/2008 4:58:44 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: Syncro

You have much better pictures. You are a man of rules.


20 posted on 08/27/2008 6:02:02 PM PDT by bmwcyle (If God wanted us to be Socialist, Karl Marx would have been born in America.)
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To: Army Air Corps
You want a close-up view of the bad transplant?
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0808/12760.html

(You know its bad, when the hair transplant surgeons today put out a press release saying that they could do better!

21 posted on 08/27/2008 7:23:56 PM PDT by rmlew (NYARLATHOTEP / BIDEN'08 . If you don't believe me check out the first's wikipedia page.)
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To: rmlew

I vote that Biden shall be henceforth known as “Plugs.”


22 posted on 08/27/2008 7:58:12 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Just for the record, I might as well post the rest of Ann's column:

If this were merely a failure to cite Kinnock, why was Labor Leader Neil Kinnock talking about the Biden family and the coal mines of Pennsylvania?

Biden not only lifted -- as The New York Times reported -- Kinnock's "phrases, gestures and lyrical Welsh syntax intact," but also his entire life story.

Dismissing his theft of Kinnock's speech, Biden said at the time: "So what if I didn't attribute it to Kinnock? I can't quite understand this. If I was making up who I was, then that's one thing."

But Biden was making up who he was. And he was making up what kind of country this is.

The whole point of Kinnock's speech was to denounce the English class structure, where his grandfather couldn't get ahead, despite his talents. Thus, Kinnock concluded by saying his parents and grandparents couldn't advance "because there was no platform upon which they could stand."

That has never been true in this country. We have no class structure. People do get ahead by being smart and working hard.

The other side of the coin is that those born well are perfectly capable of falling from their perch of privilege, as expressed in the peculiarly American expression: "Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations." Which is precisely what happened to the Biden family.

According to Vice Plagiarist Biden's own autobiography, his father was to the manor born. Biden's grandfather was an executive with the American Oil Co., and his father had all the advantages in life. "My dad," Biden writes in "Promises to Keep," "grew up well polished by gentlemanly pursuits. He would ride to the hounds, drive fast, fly airplanes. He knew good clothes, fine horses, the newest dance steps."

But, in the blunt language of the Vanity Fair election blog, "he pissed away his fortune and Joe and his siblings grew up in a decidedly, and proudly, working-class Catholic home."

So why was Biden concluding his Kinnock-"inspired" speech with clenched fist, claiming that his family "didn't have a platform upon which to stand." The executive offices at the American Oil Co. sound like a pretty good platform.

The problem wasn't that Biden's father didn't have a platform, but that he fell off the platform. Far from sharing Kinnock's life story, the Biden family would have benefited from a strict British class system that holds up talentless aristocrats while keeping down the talented low-born.

No wonder the platform of the Democratic Party is to destroy capitalism: It allows people to get ahead on their talents and not their names.

COPYRIGHT 2008 ANN COULTER
DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
4520 Main Street, Kansas City, MO 64111
There are now two other posts of this weeks column.

With the "search" function not working, we will probably get more.

23 posted on 08/27/2008 10:17:43 PM PDT by Syncro (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Syncro; jellybean; carlo3b; stanz; gakrak; massfreeper; hosepipe; Donald Rumsfeld Fan; ...

Just messing with you Syncro :).....Pinging the Coulter List.



On or off, FReepmail or ping me.

Cheers,

knewshound

http://www.knewshound.blogspot.com/
24 posted on 08/28/2008 1:33:00 PM PDT by knews_hound (Why am I here? And why do I have this handbasket?)
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Biden’s history of lies and lifted quotes
Chicago Sun-Times | 8-26-08 | Carol Felsenthal
Posted on 09/01/2008 3:06:31 PM PDT by 444Flyer
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2072626/posts

More Biden plagiarism, or am I looking too deep?
Joe Biden/Jack Welch
Posted on 08/29/2008 6:54:17 PM PDT by friedyj
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-gop/2070947/posts


25 posted on 09/02/2008 10:18:34 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
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