DFU SONG: Johnny Angel (Johnny Edwards said sweet bed words and convinced her she should submit)

DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 8-13-08 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - JOHNNY ANGEL

[exit82]

Shelly Fabares 1962 bump—great song to parody, Doug.

[doug from upland]

We go way too far back, my friend.

[exit82]

LOL! When music was music, Doug.

And we’re going to go on into the future, wherever the Clintons need to be opposed.

[potlatch]

Johnny Angel how I love him
How I tingle when his trike goes by
Every time he says hello
My hair begins to fly.

[doug from upland]

[potlatch]

LOL!

[skinkinthegrass]

LOL!...I got that "damn ear bug" again....problem is, in Central Ky. that is also a name of a famous / infamous Gay Bar in Lexington....every time I think of the song....well....

[Zakeet]

Oh ... that hurts!

Hairball aside, the rest of us on Free Republic loved it.
Congratulations on another well done parody.

[doug from upland]

I tried to get in this line somewhere but it wouldn’t work -—

the rhyming may be so bad, but he proved he had gonads

[Zakeet]

Maybe somehow in a future parody to the tune from Rocky.

[doug from upland]

Years ago I did EYE OF THE TIGER with Clinton and his Eye of a Traitor. Unfortunately, I can’t find it on FR anymore, and it is long ago lost in a crashed computer.

[Zakeet]

I am still laughing over some of your Bubba material.

Perhaps my favorite was one of your earlier works to the tune of Camp Granada

Hello Chelsea, this is daddy ...
Been behaving, very badly ...

When you're on a roll, you really need to be locked up.

[doug from upland]

I’m well over 2000 songs by now. It is my entertainment, since I don’t watch TV or listen to FM radio.

[doug from upland]

HERE IS A FANSITE - http://www.geocities.com/shelleyfan/

[doug from upland]

Here’s my favorite of the CAMP GRENADA songs —

MIDI - CAMP GRENADA http://evenmoresapphiredreams.bravepages.com/C/Midi_C.html

Hey black pant suit…are you dusty…worn by Rodham…are you crusty?
For two decades…you have lasted…you’d not squeeze her big butt if sometime she fasted

You had touched the…evil lady…when the softballs…came from Katy
Once you thought you’d…really lost ‘er…when she took you off to dump her boyfriend Foster

You were there for…depositions…she proclaimed them…inquisitions
There was comfort…you’re providing…on the day the billing records she was hiding

Are you wool or…polyester…Carville may know…go ask Chester
You can’t fit a-…round her belly…you need washing…Pakistanis say you’re smelly

Please be honest…was she plastered…when she screamed “You F.J. Bastard”
Did she hurl…when she read “Leaves of Grass” was given to that porky girl
Would you welcome the excitement…if you’re worn to her indictment
And by chance…do you think you’d survive if she should wet her pants

Wait a minute…is “exquisite”…what you hear when…lezbos visit
Have you had a…corsage clipped on…like a blue dress please tell us, have you been dripped on

Were you out in the Rose Garden…Bill was late and...begged her pardon
We know there was…trouble plenty…she learned what he did with his Arturo Fuente

[Zakeet]

I'm in pain over that one!

Never heard it before. Must of missed it somehow.

Ah yes, for the good old days.

Carvile, Janet Rhino, Jocelyn Elders, Hitlery, She-lay-la, Dash-hole, and the other cast of clowns.

As they say in the military, you were operating in a target rich environment.

[doug from upland]

Clinton history lesson on YouTube to WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0ho_pDH2fU

[skinkinthegrass]

*grinning ear-to-ear* LOL!...hasn't seen that one.

[skinkinthegrass]

...and i got rid of that "damn ear-bug"...w/ a more likable tune.

[exit82]

Thanks, Doug.

She’s like a fine wine—she gets better with age.

Hopefully some younger Freepers will now know about her.

[Zakeet]

You know, the sad thing is you went on for over four minutes of rapid fire shots and still didn't come close to reaching the depths of the Clintons' depravity.

For example, Red Bone (Hitlery's stock broker), the Swiss bank accounts, income tax fraud, Baby Huge and Tony Rottenham, Danny Williams, Virgina and Roger, Chelsea's Daddy, over 70 Arkanside's, Troopergate, the roll of quarters bent up and to the left, Bonehead AlGore and his Buddhist buddies, and so much, much more.

And those are just some of the things we know about!

It's enough to puke a buzzard!