I Am Voting Democrat Because ...

This ain't hell but you can see it from here ^ | August 13, 2008

[Zakeet]

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn’t want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now would we?

I’m voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people

I’m voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I’m voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’m going to marry my Brother.

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China) is polluted?

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there; when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

[Zakeet]

I'm sure you fellow Freepers can think of many more good reasons

[pgyanke]

Correction:

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that only liberal churches should be allowed first amendment rights.

[Alex Murphy]

Ping to read later

Looks hilarious!

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: Drilling for oil is only harmful to the environment when it’s done for American interests.

[clamper1797]

I’m voting Democrat because: I’m a drooling idiot

[Cincinatus]

I’m voting Democrat because: I have the IQ of a house plant.

[misterrob]

I am voting Democrat because I simply don't pay enough taxes

I am voting Democrat because white people need to take a turn in the barrel

I am voting Democrat so that reading the NY Times can be considered mandatory starting in middle schools

I am voting Democrat so my kids can learn about the gay agenda starting in 1st grade

I am voting Democrat so maybe the Islamic world will forgive us for the last 8 years....

[weegee]

I'm voting for Obama because...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’m voting Democrat because I believe people must be told what to do.

I’m voting Democrat because a marginal tax rate of 50 percent is just not enough!

I’m voting Democrat because “hope” and “change” beat reality and sanity any day of the week!

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that our inalienable rights are granted by government... therefore, the more government we have, the better off we’ll be!

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I think that human pregnancies are a disease while every baby animal is sacred.

[Erik Latranyi]

I am voting Democrat because hope is better than experience.

I am voting Democrat because animals should have more rights than I do.

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: If I don’t, the Muslim street will be “upset”.

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I celebrate nature while fighting against all that is natural.

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that Democrats have a plan... for change... and that gives me hope.

[xc1427]

I’m voting Democrat because: Government is God.

[scottteng]

“I’m voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.”
They may just have a point with this one hang around a convenience store for a couple of hours someday and monitor the sales of alcohol, lottery tickets, and generally highly overpriced items. It is especially eye opening if you hang around one that sells single cigarettes.

[eggman]

I’m voting Democrat because: I'm here illegally and the only borders they want are the ones that sell books.

I'm voting Democrat because: I died a couple of years ago and they will prevent poll workers from checking for ID at the polls.

I'm voting Democrat because: The nice ACORN worker registered my dog and everybody knows dogs vote Democrat.

[Radix]

The most common reason around here seems to be because my Mommy & Daddy always voted Democrat.

What a disgusting enterprise the Democrat Party truly has become.

[the anti-liberal]

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